SwimModSponges

If only I had paid more attention to sports, I could bet lots of money on ball games.

Yep, bought the house, dresser came with it.

It is indeed. Made it out of sheets of foam and duct tape.

"Why, hello there."

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My body is ready but apprehensive, my nerve endings recalling the sting of previous crushed hopes.

It is possible. Just because I don't own the X-men doesn't mean I never fought Aliens and Predators with them.

It does make sense if you attach them right.

All right, this is going to be a cliff-notes version with no citations to the lore, and I'm prolly going to get some stuff wrong because I'm rushing it, but here we go. We're going to go mostly chronologically on this I suppose, so from the beginning, the world of Fallout was very similar to our own until nuclear apocalypse. The bombs fell, radiation and FEV mutating the various lifeforms of the earth into those encountered in the game. There was likely a fair amount of geographical changes incurred by this as well, the residual heat from the bombs likely changing sea levels, and potential geothermal activity being triggered at the sites where the majority of the munitions fell. The real change, however, came several hundred thousand years after the war. The radiation has cleared up, the mutations have mostly stabilized, the ancestor species of those in the Elder Scrolls have been established (DeathClaws evolved into dragons, argonians, and akiviri snakemen, Supermutants have become the ancestors of giants, trolls, ogres, orcs, Men have split into humans and elves, etc.) Wham, here comes the second moon. Advanced beings from far away have arrived within our solar system; potentially traveling on the moon, or just bringing it with them for shits and giggles. the introduction of a new heavenly body seriously fucks with the tidal forces and the continents. Eurasia becomes Tamriel after northern Africa combines with Europe, the islands of southeast asia combining into the swampy southern coast of the massive continent. Southhern Africa breaks free and becomes Yokuda, the Americas (complete with the return of the Cretaceous NA inland sea) become Akavir, australia as Lyg, etc. The advanced beings fuck around in our solar system for a bit, establishing their own "planes of Oblivion" on the various planets and moons, harvesting and genetically engineering the denizens of earth. A few thousand ears of theat, and you get into the recorded history of the Elder Scrolls.

Well in that case I suppose it must. End of discussion I suppose. Shame, I had a whole thesis complete with evolutionary phylogeny, geographic movements of continental plates, and even the inclusion of extra-terrestrial travelers to explain the extra moon and all the Daedra. It's a great power-point presentation.

Come on man, everything exists.

I'm pretty sure I do.

With my nerve endings.

Charlie was originally supposed to be black.

I want to be able to downvote again, that was fun.

I've been a number of ways, they all lead here.

Dinosaur rape. Needs more of it.

How about hotwings?

How about Adventures in Dinosaur City?