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SwimModSponges

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  1. Are there going to be dinosaurs in it?
  2. http://unevenedge.com/dumpster-fires/would-you-tongue-fuck-a-giraffe
  3. If you would like to rant about anything, you're more than welcome. Just be willing to defend your beliefs and provide factual evidence in support of them. Its not that hard.
  4. Alien 3 was my favorite. Im in the minority there.
  5. My alien costume is almost done. Would have finished it last night but i ran out of duck tape. It looks so good you guys. I want ro wear it everywhere.
  6. Today is the day i finish the alien costume, just the back tubes left to do. It is so incredibly awesome you guys. One of the coolest things ive ever made.
  7. A true cinematic masterpiece.
  8. I should have gotten one but I don't feel like leaving the house today.
  9. I'll help if you review my fanfictions
  10. You aren't allowed to do that until you've reviewed my fanfictions. Come on ghostrek, my computer just took a shit, give me a win here.
  11. *a bit of a modification to the previous post: four dimensionally its a line, but not one we 3 dimensional beings would easily recognize as a line. Its kind of all wrapped around and knotty because we're traveling 3 dimensionally along a surface that spins incredibly fast not only around the sun but also around the center of the galaxy, etc. Not to mention we're also being flung outwards as the universe expands. We're really like, noodley and stuff.
  12. Ah ha! so youre the one impersonating ghostrek!
  13. I blame society for making people's parents racist.
  14. If one had the ability, the future would be solid instead of ephemeral. The fact that the human mind is not up to the task does not negate the fact that the particles which make up everything are quantifiable. There is an exact number of carbon molecules in existance, the fact that you personally can't conceive of that number does not negate its existance.
  15. I have to disagree, on the grounds that your argument is based largely on the subjective experience of existance. You're not "fated" to do something because someone decided you should do football instead of hockey,but throughout the course of our existance we travel along one singular timeline; a cascade of causes and effects which has led us to this very moment. We can say "oh, fate told me to take basketball but i did volleyball instead" but the fact of the matter is you did what you goddamn did for reasons. Those reasons were, once again, chemical reactions both within and without if yourself. The future is not clear to us becuase we are unable to truly observe the fourth dimension. If we were able to see the path of time as clearly as a stretch of road, however, we would see the solidity of all events, past present and future.
  16. Chemical predetermination and the reality that is extradimensional existance.
  17. Even without choice, the fractal of reality is the ultimate inspiration. Bask in the reality of everything.
  18. No, its beautiful. There is only the illusion of choice, but illusions can be fun. Take what you know and run with it. The swirling masses of atoms have currently congealed into this exact moment. Behold your creation.
  19. Criminals are just strings of chemicals reacting with the strings of chemicals which make up wverything else. So are police, so are the lights making up the letters as i type rhis on my phone, so is the voice in your head as you read my post. Its all a singular reaction.
  20. And i will say it again, forever and ever.
  21. Quantum theory covers dimensions higher than five, and theres only one electron, it travels to all places in a way that appears ro us as simultaniously.
  22. A version of you is destined to live every fate. Raise your right hand. Did you raise your left leg? Then you aren't the version of you that raised your left leg. Theres nothing you can do to change it. The future is as solid as the past.
  23. BAR HAR HAR
  24. For the majority of my life, I was of the opinion that "fate" was incongruous with the idea of a world populated by conscious beings with free will. The more I've thought about it however, the more I've come to realize that free will is merely an illusion and reality truly is preordained. Everything; from the stars in the night sky to the trees, the air in your lungs, hormones in your endocrine system, thoughts within your mind, all of it is chemicals reacting with other chemicals. The thing about all these chemical reactions is that the occur with certitude: that is to say, when the appropriate conditions are met the reaction is certain to occur. And occur they do; a singular constant chemical chain reaction beginning at the dawn of time and stretching out into eternity as the universe expands. And we're all just along for the ride. Now, I know what you're thinking- "Fuck that noise, I got me some free will, bitch." Also you're grabbing your crotch while you think that. Not in a creepy way, just like "yeah, deez nuts and whatnot." Anyways, I'm all like "No, I really don't think you do. Look, we exist in a universe which contains a lot of dimensions. I think they're saying it's upwards of 10, but we don't need to talk about all of them right now, just the first handful. Let's start with the first three, they're the ones we know most intimately. A line has length- a singular dimension. A plane has length and width (please resist the urge to grab your crotch as you think about what else has width. yo mama.). Three dimensional reality consists of length, width and depth. It's the one your most used to seeing. Then of course, there's the fourth dimension, the one in which we travel uncontrollably forwards as time progresses inexorably. Think about an event far back into your past. Was that event based in a physical reality consisting of constant chemical reactions? Think about an event in your future. Do you think that this event will occur in a physical reality consisting of constant chemical reactions? The answer is yes; the chemicals which make up yourself are in both instances simply pieces of the larger chemical reaction as it moves through the fourth dimension." "Well what about the fifth dimension?" you ask. "Yeah, ok, cool. Choice exists within five dimensional existence, but I'm willing to bet you don't know how to jump from the timeline of your universe onto another. I do.
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