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SwimModSponges

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  1. Start the car about 15 minutes early, seat heater if you got one. Dress in layers. Drink.
  2. Missing out on my wonderful fanfictions.
  3. Ooh, black lady glory-hole creampies.
  4. SFM, robots specifically. Cosplay is fun; saw this one video of a redheaded elf lady with white eyes and a bad dragon, goddamn that was awesome.
  5. Well, its the morning after, and shes back to her snuggling self id say. Hooray.
  6. I do try to make sure everyone has a good time.
  7. We honestly have no idea what she. She was a tiny little thing when we got her so we were thinking maybe some chihuahua, but she's gotten pretty big for that to be a possibility.
  8. Well she was just giving me sass, so if shes feeling sassy thats probably a good sign. She still mighty lethargic and hasnt had much in the way of movements, but then you gotta figure she didnt get a full night sleep, and spent most of the morning throwing up everything she ate...
  9. Started vomiting at around four this morning, took her to the emergency vet for x-rays and whatnot. Didnt find a blockage, found a gas bubble that might be an issue depending on where exactlty it was, right on the edge of small and large intestines. Gave her some stuff to settle her stomach, she seemz like shes foing better but still isnt ready ro eat things quite yet. /blogpost
  10. Yep. Multiple cows.
  11. The same reason we arent helping the cowa.
  12. Goddamn, im a lightweight. Six beers'll do me in. Lots of vomit and crying.
  13. I like cabbages but i do not like ham.
  14. "Im such a baby, yeah the dolphins make me cry."
  15. So i recreated myself, my woman, our pets, and our house in the sims 3. We also have a robot housekeeper. I gave her wood paneling like all the stereos had in the 80s. Its pretty dope.
  16. Most mamilian orifices have some kind of hair in proximity to them. Helps trap escaping heat and good for keeping foreign objects away.
  17. You could write a story in which every line rhymes, thatd be a fun challenge. Yeah, yesterday i brought this up to one of the other guys i work with, went on ahead and sent him a copy of my story. Havent jeard anything back yet, which is kind of par for the course.
  18. No, but to the best of my knowledge she does not know how to create an account.
  19. The next one will be harder: none of that "write 2500 words about whatwver you want." It has to be dinosaur-themed erotica.
  20. Open-mindedness is guarenteed. I cant wait to see what you produce, and i hope to see a lot of other works there as well.
  21. 2001. Mid september.
  22. How much i apologize when yelled at.
  23. Balloon-knots. Slang for the old anus.
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