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It filled me with straight white male rage. How dare those women exist within the confines of a work of fiction.

Well because they're not monsters. They're living breathing creatures that we created; they are our responsibility. I mean just cause you 4 year old freaks out and starts biting all the other kids at preschool doesn't mean you're going to watch them drown if they fall in a pool.

Im waiting for Chinese food but its been almost an hour.

WHAT ARE WE HYPED ABOUT?! IS IT SOMETHING SPECIFIC OR JUST THE CONCEPT OF HYPE IN GENERAL?! SHOULD WE BE POSTING EXAMPLES OF THINGS WE'RE HYPED ABOUT?!

I enjoyed 3 alcoholic beverages last night. 2 cans of light beer with dinner and then some Canadian Breakfast Stout for desert.

Adventures in Dinosaur City.

Its because we're straightedge, but you can still trip on us. Hey that would be a great slogan.

The mobile sight is good, but i just make so many goddamn typos while keyboarding with my rhumsb.

I just ate a salad.

Pansexuality makes sense, especially considering how at the end of my first fanfiction he has sex with a group of supermodel-hot anthropomorphic dinosaur ladies.

I just had a meatball sub. I've never had one before, mostly because I find the idea abhorrent. Meatballs are barely tolerable on pasta, they have no place on a sandwich. "Oh het you guys, let's take this perfectly edible piece of seasoned meat, grind it up and throw some bread crumbs in it for good measure, and then instead of distributing it evenly through the meal, lets just stick it in big clumps." The fuck are you thinking? And then you throw that shit in as the meat component of a sandwich? Are you a lunatic? You know the reason why most sandwich meat is cut in big slices? it's to ensure bread coverage. You just don't get that with a meatball. "Oh, but the marinara sauce and cheese!" you say, pretending that your argument isn't as weak as the sauce and cheese combo that barely contains the meat globs poking through the bread of your sub. If you get a meatball sandwich, it will fall on you. I'd say it was the sloppy joe of sandwiches, but... I found it surprisingly tolerable at points during the whole of my experience consuming it; occasionally I would hit a section of the atrocity where I hit the appropriate balance of sauce, cheese, meat, seasoning, and various other condiments, but these moments were infrequent. I mean they weren't rare, of course; one out of every three bites or so was pretty dang tasty, and the quest to find the next good bit kept me chomping along at the rest of it. So I mean I guess it works as a consumable food item, but not one I would wish to partake of frequently.

I think Deadpool is canonically bisexual? You'd have to ask our resident "homosexuality in fictional characters" expert @mochi to know for certain.

I'm serious about my literature, and I'm particularly proud of the depth I managed to fit into this piece. That's what she said.

Death or injury via firearm. X gon give it to ya, fuck wait for you to get it on your own, X gon deliver to ya (this line implies that X is intending to shoot you, specifically, as opposed to waiting for you to get shot on your own) Knock knock, open up the door, it's real , wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel (yep, this guy really wants to shoot you, with an automatic weapon during a home invasion)Go hard gettin busy wit it, but I got such a good heart, I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it, damn right and I'll do it again, Cuz I am right so I gots to win (He's stating that he would likely get away with your murder)Break break wit the enemy, but no matter how many cats I break bread wit, I'll break who you sendin me (He's saying that just because you act cool, you're not cool with him. He will shoot you you. And if you get a bunch of powerful people on your side, he intends to beat them before shooting you)

I had a coworker tell me I was weird the other day. I sent him a copy of a story I had written, and he was very disturbed by it. So I got home and wrote up a three page analysis explaining the work and all the symbolism in it, then emailed it to him. I haven't seen him since but I hope he appreciated the work in context.

Tell them judges to hurry on up yall.

I assure you, when i am viewing a profile, i am masturbating.

Honestly I don't give a damn about the prize, I'm just excited for the contest itself.

It is now. Roll them bones, sucka.

... I thought we were done here, but if you'd like me to re-answer that question for you:

Thank you. Oh wow, that works for both replies. Weird coincidence.

When did I fail to answer one of your questions? Also, which of Trump's campaign promises do you support the most?