SwimModSponges

It's true, you're welcome to read my description of the various journeys we took.

Ive figured out how to transfer my consciousness among the infinite other variations of myself across the multiverse and spent some time hanging out with the X-Men.

Tell her you'll help out by starting the level below hers.

I was talking about this place with an outsider the other day, about how theres only like 50 of us and we all hate each other. He asked if we were frenemies. I do not like that word.

Im still waiting.

... That cyclops clearly has 2 eyes.

We standardized this already.

Choice only exists from an incomplete perspective of spacetime. NO CHOICE.

Demonstrably false.

Thats not necessary, just give us a good muff shot. You know, like i said, make it stick out its tongue and say "ah."

Yes, and the line about abos is racist. Still a catchy tune. How about this one:

Like... with his front feet on the wall? Because the first time I imagined it; it was the back feet. And that was weird.

Free will exists only through our ignorance of reality. The chemicals which make up ourselves and the world around us have been part of a singular chain reaction that occurs according to the laws of reality. Taking it a step further, the existence of time disproves free will: in two minutes, do the thing you won't do in two minutes. Two minutes ago, dont do the thing you did. Also i wish i was high; this is me at baseline.

Tie me kangaroo down.

Buttholes.

*they're

I have to leave the house to get paid.

if you woke with her, then it sounds like you already succeeded, no? But in all seriousness, don't go out with co-workers. What's that you say? she quit? Look her up, get them digits, and plant that man-seed son.

My guy isnt around at the moment. Beer until then.

Thats what the science suggests, i have no problem sleeping one way or the other.