SwimModSponges

Neon genesis evangelion. I want to be instrumentated into orange goo.

Who are you calling? Ghost busters.

Garlic, that's what I was forgetting

They say you can only do one, but thats because theyre quitters.

cock pushups.

Mythology explains nothing and is an intellectually lazy mechanic. "Whered that rain come from?" "Uhhh... rain god." "What about that bear?" "Uhhhh... bear god."

Wrong- science is not a mythology but a method of confirming the realities of existence. Emotions are chemicals in the brain. Religion is the smile on a dog.

My girlfriend is going to a bachelorette party. Wanna hang out? But not really, im going to be working.

Somebody buying weed isnt a drug deal, its a guy buying weed. Now if it was bricks of coke and suitcases of money, thats a drug deal.

The jesus fish is actually a vagina. True story.

I want to say its rosemary, olive oil, and... sge maybe? Rub that all over the roast then stick it in a pan really quick to seal in the flavor. Then toss it in the crockpot with your other stuff. I cant promise it will be great with that hard cherry cola though, that seems like the sort of thing that isn't that much good for anything.

Still haven't seen it but tropic thunder was great.

I picked up this weekend because we are short. Working a 7 day stretch. Wooo.

100%

Ubereats- foreign dignitaries from the country of Uberea.

I didn't have a hotdog. I meant to, but I didn't get around to it. I've had four within the past two weeks, though. That's more than I've had within the past several months.

I saw that one too. It was great.

Yeah I bet you do.

I am. Can't ever get adequate airflow with just my nose. Makes me sad.

Well, im a millennial, so more than i will ever have in my wildest dreams.