SwimModSponges

Not the fancy synthetic grout we have today.

The modern guy won. They gave him the benefit of the grout.

Well like i said im bad at estimating. Thats why i don't get paid to estimate.

You could fight against wasps and spiders and bears coming to steal your honey and shit.

I way underbid on that contract.

you laugh, but it's true- if the government patents your genetic makeup they own you.

All right fine, I'll estimate the whole damn project. So figure you're doing a roof- you said slate so It's going to be a shingle job, so that's almost definitely residential. I'll shoot for a medium to large house/apartment building, average pitch I suppose... 1,500-2,000 square feet. Split the difference and say five bucks per square foot- upwards of $7,500 for the material, then labor costs... Again, that's estimating that you're looking for a whole-roof re-shingle. If it's just patchwork, well not knowing anything about the damage I'd probably estimate the size at maybe 100-300 square feet maybe? Again, no idea how extensive it'd be. That'd get us to around $500-$1500 material costs, call it a... four hour, two-man job? Construction union/competitive market wages.... $299 lets say. Let's cast a really wide net and say anywhere from $1,000 to $1,900 size dependent.

They ship your information to the government, who then claims ownership over your genetic makeup.

Do you have the dimensions of the roof or is that the part I'm supposed to estimate?

You had better hope you read this warning beforehand, otherwise you're fucked.

I'm excited to grill tonight. Gonna get some mushrooms and swiss, probably crumble up some bacon on there, mayo and steak sauce. Buns toasted on the grill too. Goddamn I love grilling.

emotional intimacy is deeply fulfilling.

I can get you an estimate in like three minutes if you're paying for it. It's going to be a bad estimate, but I'm willing to throw all sorts of numbers out there.

Not yet, but i would love to.

My tactile sense.

YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.

I was going to grill up some burgers tonight but I skipped breakfast and had a huge lunch so now I'm not super hungry. Tomorrow will be better anyways.

Why have I been summoned?

Life isn't short- it is the longest stretch of time you will ever experience.

One of them wears a giant orange ball, the other wears a giant purple ball. Somebody asks them, "what are you supposed to be?" The orange one says "I'm an orange." "Oh, so you're a grape?" "No, I'm a purple."

The same rules apply to both you and ghostrek.

This is a factual statement, and I'm going to have @Admin_Raptorpat take away your privileges to post in that folder until you do it.

They're cheeky alright.

Yes, and they often are.