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SwimModSponges

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  1. No kids allowed because universal doesn't want to make a game in which you can kill children.
  2. That is erotic. How is the upkeep/maintenance?
  3. Clothes shops, got them too.
  4. Light armor crafting.
  5. Park has like 98% visibility rating but that might just be for the dinosaurs
  6. Jurassic world evolution
  7. Hotels, restaurants, fast food, bars, arcades, bowling alleys, 2 types of gift shop... think thats it. Emergency shelters of course but thats not what id qualify as an entertainment building.
  8. Overview: East lobe- rift valley/asian dinosaurs: West Lobe- Central lobe: Staff only:
  9. Stab a pumpkin several times.
  10. But "Adapt" is a five letter word, and therefore worth more points.
  11. Book a flight using packard's info.
  12. Its true.
  13. Im always either busy or tired. Literally, those are my two mental states. When did i become an old man?
  14. I got several parks really close by; i mean at least two are within a 20 minute walk or so, probably less. I have no excuse. Just played some minigolf though, so that was fun.
  15. Fuck no. Im hoarding them. Got a whole pile.
  16. crack rock.
  17. I didn't spend it. I saved it.
  18. Yeah, you think the guy was all like "hey, listen to me talk about how everyone should be nice to everybody else- oh shit, hang on, in order for any of that to happen those dudes have to kill me." Same exact thing as MLK. "He was shot, so now racism is gone."
  19. "Jesus was sent to die for our sins" is just what the romans said to keep it from being awkward after they killed him then converted to his religion.
  20. Not like a small park with like a swingset and maybe a couple grills. Im talking a big park, with hiking trails and campgrounds and scenic overlooks and shit. Me? Way too goddamn long. Upwards of 5 years. I don't think quite ten, but pretty dang close. I need to get back to nature, brother.
  21. Mine says i'm a Russian spy.
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