SwimModSponges

Owen from Jurassic World is a Neutral Good version of Muldoon form Jurassic Park, who is Lawful Neutral.

Well it's a given that "you're" going to react to "the environment" you find yourself in; up to and including "conscious thought," I just argue that the concepts of yourself, your thoughts, and the environment are all comprised of the same exact chemical reaction as the rest of objective three-dimenional/quasi-four-dimensional existence: thereby rendering any true distinction between these things an entirely pointless endeavor. We are the world.

There's a football player that apparently curls. So there's that.

Not only nothing to worry about, a profound sense of freedom in your noninvolvement with the state of reality as it is. Sisyphus pushing the boulder will never know a joy as great as pushing the boulder.

I'm an atheist and also a strict fatalist, I also believe heavily in absurdism.

Lobster cant speak.

Girlfriend works with the Olympic curling team. Pretty cool.

God damnit, I recall in the XAV story I looked at Jubilee's license and she was in fact under 20, but still above the legal age of consent, which was the only way Xavier would allow me hang out with the group. Huh, that does make me sound creepy, doesn't it? Eh, whatever, more barely legal for me.

Tax evasion, distributing obscene material... Hey, is beating one's wife a felony? How about lying under oath?

Oh no, the perv part is right on I will gladly admit that. It's the factual inaccuracies.that bug me

Ok, I'm working on a project for work right now about which I am very excited, so I can't tell you how incorrect you are with that statement, nor can I post a list of the ages of the individuals who engaged in the orgy. But when I get home, I'm tearing this post a new asshole.

Yeah, when i joined the XAV club i was sure to not let any of the teens get fucked by a tentacle monster. Gotta have boundaries; and im the guy who wrote about dinosaur rape.

You're the russian agents who are here to destroy democracy with your propaganda bots!

BECOME PART OF THE CONVERSATION.

I was actually going to go with a mammal just to spice things up.

Does it have to be a current species?

My youtube recommendations are always pretty spot on; dinosaur stuff, elder scrolls stuff, educational stuff, guinea pig bridge.

Always results in an over-inflated loaf.

I'm pretty proud of my method of painting pictures with words. I can be verbose- ah who am I kidding, I'm verbose AF. Not to mention overly specific; there is a particular vision I wish to transfer from mind to the mind of the reader. Only that specific image will do. To that end, if you've never read the massive lesbian orgy/Deadpool vs dinowhores at the end of XvAvP, you're missing out friend. Here it be-

I did not know that. Kind of makes a lot of sense. GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, PATCH ADAMS.

Keanu Reeves is dead inside. Prior to his acting career he lived an extremely tragic life, and it broke him. There isn't a person behind his eyes, it's just a mask. And masks are great for movies.

He even pitched his D&D character to the studios and ended up making "The Last Witchhunter." Not even joking.

Yes they do. When will you stop believing the government's lies?

Here's a fun thing I whipped up last night: it's the start of chapter 8, just six chapters to go before I can put this one to bed and start on the next one:

For porn.