nameraka

sock. sorry. i thought we were sharing.

i'm just not sure i'm up for the commitment at this point. i may have jumped the gun on this. how about we say that i'm exploring the possibility that i might not be a cat?

whether or not i'm a cat. there seem to be more sides to this than i initially recognized.

I don't think I'm fooling anyone.

Well, one of us is clearly lying.

of course not. the lizard people have all the real power. electricity. you were talking about electricity, weren't you? shit.

just wanted everyone to be clear on that, as we previously covered my not being a lawyer. (as per link below) https://unevenedge.com/topic/50743-i-am-not-a-lawyer/?tab=comments#comment-1002726 so, in summation: i am neither an attorney nor a domestic feline. thank you for your time. *please forward any additional queries on this matter to my personal legal counsel. (whom I retain due to not, myself, being a lawyer) **regarding legal documentation on this matter, you may contact the state bar of NC or your local ASPCA chapter.

There are actually only three of you. The rest are my alts. That means one of the people you're attracted to is yourself.

Problem solved?

✋👆🤏 👽 help

“Texas is not the south.” - The rest of the south.

https://unevenedge.com/topic/50743-i-am-not-a-lawyer/?tab=comments#comment-1002726

and after awhile you're just kind of numb to it. like it doesn't even register that you're watching some seriously stupid/weird shit...

You threaten to cut a baby in half and see if one of them goes for it. You know, like in the Bible. that’s what happened, right? Sunday school was a long time ago, so...

I really need to know how this constitutes a whole day. Did this happen repeatedly over a twelve hour stretch? ‘Cause that seems a little silly. I mean after like the third time, most people would drink a cup of coffee or something...

Apply heat.

i enjoyed it. not really something you'd use to party, but very relaxing. i went with a tincture at the lowest strength available. took some yesterday afternoon. about 15 minutes in, muscles started to relax. after 30 minutes or so, i had a slight sense of dissociation. this kind of faded into a general sleepiness as the day went on. nothing too intense, but definitely not placebo effect. i dosed again last night, passed out about 11pm, and slept like a rock. i'm usually up until 3-4am. so if nothing else, this stuff would kick ass as a sleep aid. ordered some more today of the strongest stuff they had to compare. first order was 300mg in a 30ml tincture. second order will be 1200mg.

agreed. *tries to melt self*

He needs to do buddy cop movie with Steve Gutenberg. At least like tens of people would go see that.

Mine came today. Will update later.

Is that not kosher?

don't put your dick in that. just don't. you're welcome.

can't make a stew outta bad programming. ☹️

me too. we should compare notes...