nameraka

I’m related to Kevin Costner, but I don’t go around telling people that. anymore... because apparently no one gives a shit.

mayonnaise is absolutely a religion. it's called mormonism.

no? too bad. you might want to get some snacks. this is going to take a long time. 😐

You should start a petition about whether or not to start a petition.

You’re all wrong. Tuesday’s gone is best skynard.

who?

Have you tried that game with the mustachioed Italian brothers who operate a family plumbing business? that looks like a hoot.

yeah, but mama also said that vicky vallencourt was the devil. mama's kind of a dumb bitch.

shit. is that what's in the mcrib?

Oh really?

Yes.

as many as i've killed...

whatever the fuck this is.

i think they were still running cyberpunk 1982.

jesus christ... why?

It's not booting up. We're gonna have to hack it. *starts typing furiously*

If I was a dick I could point out that praying for a specific outcome is meaningless if you believe god is omnipotent and omniscient and that some religious scholars would argue that this is actually what is meant by the commandment against taking god's name in vain. but i'm not a dick. so i'm not going to say that. 😐 so... how about them ball games? go team... well. this is awkward. 😶

Fine. It was late, and I was tired. I'll fix it.

"i miss your boo too," said cindy-lou who.

Yes. Gods I was young then...

i always had the impression that marcie had a thing for charlie brown as well. what's going on there? also, this is apparently backed up by the official wiki. apparently chuck has mad game. https://peanuts.fandom.com/wiki/Marcie_and_Charlie_Brown's_relationship

I don’t have one.

That's the spirit. You go, fellow quiter.

You can't fire me. I'm union. 😐

Promise?