nameraka

Bumping this. Still very relevant.

Jesus, how many times do I have to tell you? NO whores in the condo!!!

great. what's the topic?

ooh. his wikipedia page says he's dead. that's never a good sign. everyone knows wikis are written by time travelers.

I never have...

Have you, idk, tried talking to them like they were people with, you know, FEELINGS? Men...

Someone's parents were clowns...

Something something burn the witches...

this is a really boring response. next time make some shit up. 😛

Were his parents clowns?

if so, are you afraid of clowns? how has that impacted family gatherings?

we've decided to picket you. disregard the sign.

no. mine are weirdos. they married as teenagers and are still together. my mom had to get parental consent. no, she wasn't pregnant or anything.

Ah. My arch nemesis. How I miss you... ☹️

I've been going through the 1200mg tincture at about a bottle every two weeks or so. time to stock up.

cool do me a solid and let me know if you die, k?

???

i mean. i'm going to buy from them anyway...

some pre-draft trade action happening. dolphins send #3 to 49ers for #12, their 2022 and 2023 first rounders and some mids. then dolphins send #12 and the 2022 first rounder from the 9ers to the eagles for #6. end result: phins move down 3 spots and pick up a first rounder and some mids. eagles move down 6 spots and pick up a first rounder. 49ers get a new GM next year. /s

idk. i was a hs senior thinking about college and getting laid and shit. actually my first time would have been around there somewhere...

I was constipated, so...

but I farted, so now I feel fine. thanks uemb!

Yeah. See, that was one of them there rhetorical questions.

I can't answer that. It has no title.