nameraka

No. I’m super paranoid about that, so I always double check before I send. have you ever been to rehab?

i haven't felt anything since 1994.

I hate this theory.

fight me.

have nine or so for me.

they're legal here. I think. honestly, that could be gunfire I'm hearing.

Can I be 40?

There. I just said what we were all thinking.

Seriously. I have no idea which one this is. 😶 long weekend!!! 😁

I'm in my 40's. I've probably felt old longer than you've been alive.

I would like to take a moment to apologise for this post. My account was recently hacked by my arch nemesis, Steve. As you all know, I have only the utmost respect for sea life and shellfish in particular and would never post such filth of my own accord. I assure you, Steve is being dealt with severely.

post your prawn here. all the prawn.

what about Elvis?

do you love your momma, Jesus, and America too?

some of us are preverts. please use the correct terminology.

yeah, um... we don't kink shame around here, m'kay?

Just wanted to let everyone know that i have gas now. so you can stop mailing it. seriously, my garage is totally full now.

*jerbs*

*jerbs*

We were afraid of being tracked. We got over it.

thank god

I probably haven’t eaten any since the 90s, so I may be misremembering.