nameraka

I was supposed to count? Fuck. Adulting is hard...

life is awful, now dance, dammit.

😐

The real Iron Chef.

have you tried this one yet? apparently there are dating sites specifically for std positive people. because, of course there are... https://www.stdplanet.com/?gclid=Cj0KCQjwyN-DBhCDARIsAFOELTlamDYCKctbSCu8oywDHnak_wtKnC0FLArhJHWHJJOyah94oxszzOYaArQJEALw_wcB

Dude. I am so sorry. I never knew..

Wait... Can I change my answer?

I'm an amateur psychologist. So... How does that make you feel? *Pulls out notebook*

He was born a prince. His wife just decided that the promotion would probably go to his head.

In person? I think mine was Tel meggido in Israel. It's an ancient fortified city dating to around 6500 bc. It's where we get the word armeggedon from.

No. But I am something of a scientist.

the odor excuse never occurred to me. yeah, they would totally use that for justification.

not looking to get into a big conversation over the most recent incident of police violence, but I have a question if you live or have lived in Minnesota. every article I've read so far has mentioned that Daunte Wright was pulled over because he had an air freshener dangling from his review mirror. this is evidently illegal in Minnesota. um... why? I've lived in five different states and I've never heard of such a law. not trying to be difficult here. (no really) but can anyone explain what the logic is behind this one, because I can't think of a single good reason for such a law to exist other than to provide the police with a pretext to pull people over whenever they feel like it. also apologies if this belongs in whatever we're calling babbling these days.

not really, no. oh. oh, you're just gonna go ahead and tell me...

cool, cool. have any good sandwiches lately?

gonna need you to be more specific. can you narrow it down to a specific time of day at least? also, what was on the sandwich? i'm especially interested in the meat and condiments used. thanks.

NO!! NOT A SAMMICH NEVER A SAMMICH! 😠

Bumping this. Still very relevant.

Jesus, how many times do I have to tell you? NO whores in the condo!!!

great. what's the topic?

ooh. his wikipedia page says he's dead. that's never a good sign. everyone knows wikis are written by time travelers.

I never have...

Have you, idk, tried talking to them like they were people with, you know, FEELINGS? Men...

Someone's parents were clowns...

Something something burn the witches...