nameraka

Jesus. He was still alive?

Do you also go to roller derby looking for enlightened, intellectual conversation?

Niether. too light.

Probably embarrassed being seen in Applebee's.

I had nothing to do with it. maybe I should send a thank you card to my parents though...

my father is a baptist minister. until i was about 15, i genuinely thought i was the first person to discover they could be used for anything other than urination.

well, i mean, i am a u.s. citizen, so they aren't entirely wrong.

i was under the impression that where dicks were concerned forcing things was frowned upon.

they fired my wife for no reason. we'd both worked there for like 14 years at the time.

i have a large penis. yeah, i know this thread isn't about me, but i've never been able to work that into a conversation before, so...

At least I know wtf that means.

https://unevenedge.com/topic/54870-stop-simping/

Use real words.

A bit like a cat, today. Tomorrow, who knows.

and they were like rabbits but with hands? wow. it did not get enough sleep. fuck me; i'm tired...

sorry to say, that seems young to me even for a sock. i'm so old.

sock. sorry. i thought we were sharing.

i'm just not sure i'm up for the commitment at this point. i may have jumped the gun on this. how about we say that i'm exploring the possibility that i might not be a cat?

whether or not i'm a cat. there seem to be more sides to this than i initially recognized.

I don't think I'm fooling anyone.

Well, one of us is clearly lying.

of course not. the lizard people have all the real power. electricity. you were talking about electricity, weren't you? shit.

just wanted everyone to be clear on that, as we previously covered my not being a lawyer. (as per link below) https://unevenedge.com/topic/50743-i-am-not-a-lawyer/?tab=comments#comment-1002726 so, in summation: i am neither an attorney nor a domestic feline. thank you for your time. *please forward any additional queries on this matter to my personal legal counsel. (whom I retain due to not, myself, being a lawyer) **regarding legal documentation on this matter, you may contact the state bar of NC or your local ASPCA chapter.

There are actually only three of you. The rest are my alts. That means one of the people you're attracted to is yourself.