nameraka

wait. no that sounds kind of gay. your ass is mine! fuck...

why don't you read the part of the post where i explained that?

repeatedly

for her, yeah. unfortunately.

i kinda feel like people take them both for granted, though.

he can even kind of act, sort of.

both varieties http://www.kamadojoe.com/recipe/bubbas-kick-ass-meat-loaf/

i have one of those too. he, unlike the cat, is sleeping quietly on the couch.

that sucks. and no. i don't need a kitten. (before you ask)

i know. we should. it's just she's really small, which i understand ups the risk involved. (my brother in law had a similarly sized cat that died while being spayed.) plus, she stays indoors, so it's not like she's going to get pregnant. it's just annoying, mostly.

nope i only use youtube for stupid cat videos and rickrolling myself.

my cat's been in heat for like a month and half now. she will not. shut. up. i'm seriously going to throw her at the wall. i'm not. but it's still fucking annoying.

fuck i didn't know they were rated.

my wife's card number was stolen recently and they used it to try and buy tickets to hong kong. our, at least that's what she told me.

:painfap:

well, it's not like employers are gonna be loyal so...

" :painfap:"

star trek beyond 6/10 wonder woman 7/10

is anyone watching this on netflix? it's like Vikings meets monty python. seriously fucking funny.

to die peacefully in my sleep.

be honest. you don't have one, do you?

pretty sure the laws governing collection vary from state to state.

641... why?

i swear i haven't aged a day since i first heard this fuck. i got old.