nameraka

i don't need to argue this. it's objectively wrong.

I don't want to either.

no. i shouldn't have. *shoves you*

i'm pro. how's that?

okay. that's fine.

if you say so. i have no strong opinion about this.

i would rather not. it's inconvenient. did i do that right?

i don't speak jive. can someone get a translator?

what do you want to argue about? it doesn't really matter to me.

if you have hemorrhoids, pretty much anything.

alternate the one that works 9 months a year, the one that works 4 months a year, the one that thinks it's a professional golfer

true that i could eat eggs off this man all day

the one that works sometimes, the one that hasn't worked in years, and the one that's reading this right now.

that could... maybe help me fall asleep or something.

worse than this?

i don't believe in the evolution of threads. god created these threads, son. god did it...

you should show up and then just keep showing up and see if they'll still pay you.

that's one where i've seen multiple episodes but have never watched it all the way through. i have no idea how it ends.

to prevent spoiler leaks... leaky spoilers... whatever. they should just do the whole last season as a choose your own adventure. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/game-thrones-shooting-different-misleading-212119537.html

i'm kind of using the whole thing right now though.

then trump happened.

i do still have my NES with about 20 games. i don't really want to sell it though. i might need it someday...

1. yeah, i think donating blood or plasma is a good one. not so much the sperm. i don't really think my genetic material needs to be disseminated any further. 2. i don't really have anything of value to sell. maybe some old video games and consoles... 3. don't really want to do anything illegal... yet. 4. i already have two jobs, so i don't have a lot of spare time.

300%? hell, it's probably not on your credit report because whoever gave you the loan is under investigation for predatory lending.

i think i have too many sexual hangups for this. some people just aren't cut out for the male prostitute game.