nameraka

I used to work for the company that ran their employee "we care" line. Best calls were always the waffle house calls. You couldn't write drama like that.

also... i'm actually a big fan of duck.

piss in my backyard. because it's my fucking back yard.

i accept your challenge.

did you know that dogs and bees smell fear?

somebody's watching me... ::spin::

i once had a student turn in an essay about the constitution where she kept referring to her four fathers.

watched episode 1 last night. kinda slow, but the early episodes usually are. i was kind of annoyed by the fact that it's supposed to be set in eastern nc but it obviously wasn't filmed there. (or by anyone who has ever been there) seriously, there are mountains behind the house. the eastern part of the state is flat. there aren't even really hills, and the nearest mountains are like 4 hours west. i know... suspension of disbelief and all that. i'll keep watching. for now...

i haven't seen it yet. to bother or not to bother?

nightmare fuel.

it is.

almost forgot on purpose

forgot one. seriously, these should comprise some kind of unofficial trilogy.

or i'm torn...

steve

i like to get drunk, watch romantic comedies, and cry a lot. is that gay? i feel like that might be gay.

i touch my sexuality every day.

it must be the sunglasses...

also, just a though...

if you just want to be friends, why do they have to be single? just curious.

this girl i had a crush on in hs married some other guy. true story.

Just bought some at Walmart.

well, i am pretty broke...

ok. this thread has been going so long i'm starting to forget what's been posted. sorry if this is a repost.