nameraka

pretty sure i've seen this porno.

because the fda thinks you're a child with no self control.

DUCK season...

idk. i might buy such a concoction. not sure what the market would be though.

oh that's not human...

fuck that kid...

funny, you don't look druish.

clearly it does not thunder where you live.

like i can afford those expensive foamy drinks...

who the fuck am i kidding? like i'd know...

holy shit. it's raining. it's fucking raining right now. do you hear that shit? there is goddamn thunder happening right now, bitch. no, it's not okay. no, i won't calm the fuck down. it's fucking RAINING. why the fuck aren't you doing something? (or something to that effect)

i think my problem is that all the traits i hate in people tend to be magnified in children. selfish lacking in empathy loud no understanding of personal space yeah, i'd just rather not...

how did you get my family reunion photo?

yeah, that sounds right. it's a shame. i used to eat it pretty frequently. i'd even buy the canned crap to put on salads. fishy, but pretty good...

i used to enjoy octopus a good deal then i found out they're smarter than half the people i know.

i am not responsible for this

i've been saying this for years. the universe just is what it is. there's no higher power. stop projecting.

i win

No. Now be quiet and eat your sunscreen.

this is true...

hey i like this. if winning is the only thing... then losing doesn't even exist.

It wouldn’t. Unless you’re like ten and don’t really have a working knowledge of anatomy.