nameraka

I... accept this...

Also, your penis is racist...

But does that mean your penis can be racist even if you aren’t?

I feel awkward just eating this.

Idk. Isn’t sexual attraction a combo of biology and subconscious? Can you be racist without making a conscious choice? Is that still even racism?

leave me alone i'm drunk.

this is a terrible idea for a thread i shouldn't post this it's just gonna be a flame baiting cess pool of dumbshittery... i'm gonna just delete it. fuck... how do i do that? i am so fucking drunk right now...

there's sex involved either way though right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster

i literally didn't understand a word of that. can anyone here identify this accent please?

grading shitty essays. then making some posole in the instant pot to be washed down with whatever tequila is on sale this week. hope it's lunazul...

thank you i feel vindicated.

i resent your implication that i am somewhat human.

you clearly learned more than i did.

yet, we do want to hear about you telling us about him telling everyone about the girl he brought home last night. life is so strange...

actually, i've reconsidered my position now i'm pretty much:

no. but the $20 bill is.

oh. well, maybe she's just trying to shock you. you should one up that. or play it off like, "oh really? my mom was a stripper."

mine probably won't stay down long enough for all that. i plan on drinking much tequila.

chairs i like chairs. i bring my own.

you mean this one?

fajitas are not tacos they are completely different tacos are tortilla, meat, vegetables, cheese, and sauce fajitas are tortilla, meat, vegetables, cheese, and sauce flattened in a grill press not even similar.

reason? i mean, are you trying to hire her for an event or something?

probably refried bean then. and maybe soft tortillas...