nameraka

http://www.wth.com/

i'm sick, sad, and sober. you will feel sorry for me...

truth be told, i only watched it because ivana baquero looks amazing in leather pants...

always thought it was eat shit and dye. guess i've never seen it spelled out before...

perkins now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time. a long time...

noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

If you were trying to say a fifth as in of scotch the answer would be me.

wear blackface. no one will notice the hickey.

most of what little stock i own is in tech actually. also one regional brewery. and bojangles. someday those biscuits will conquer the fucking world.

ewww...

really? you might want to change up your diet a bit then... maybe try a new deodorant?

you're on

i mean seriously. basic hygiene. how do you people even have jobs?

whatever these are.

also, here's part two...

here. this one has all the wrestlers.

yes.

i'm sorry, but i'm gonna need a reference. anyone can say something is based on science.

yeah, i don't have health insurance right now so...

wow. someone on here who's actually slightly older than me. amazing. so what do you think of this newfangled gregorian calendar so far? i'm thinking it's a fad.

stay sober go to bed early get up at 5am and go to work. yay, my life!

and after the two minutes is up?

1. most venemous snakes have triangular heads. 2. when removing the pit from an avocado, pinch the blade of the knife just in front of the handle between your thumb and first finger, then curl your fingers around the handle for maximum control. 3. just because it's an ipa doesn't mean it's good beer. if you have any additional questions, feel free to post them as the night develops as i will be sitting here stone cold sober for the third consecutive night with nothing better to do...