nameraka

so, what kind of tacos go best with tequila?

i'm fine with cannibalism but i'm not okay with ohio...

tell that to my hangover in the morning.

well, i love bourbon. so, sure, i guess.

it's a whiny little bitch and it will pay...

i am not an alcoholic. i just really, really hate my liver.

i killed my sims once because they had kids. i hate kids. oh, and this one time i was playing skyrim as a breton and there was this one racist shopkeep going on about how skyrim is for the nords. yeah, i just straight up murdered the dude in his own shop. i'm a bad, bad person.

is pretty much over. i'm gonna have a drink to ring in may the fifth. may the fifth be empty by the end of the night.

so, do what i normally do then.

what is?

you're probably zombie proof...

huh. never heard that before. if anything, i would think the inoculation would mean your plasma would be less likely to carry disease. unless there's something in those inoculations that we don't know about...

yeah... it's an hour one way drive for a four hour shift though. and i have a ton of grading to do. i'll just sell some plasma this week or something.

death we are surrounded by it.

repeated.

repeated.

I have three of these already. I just need to find one that doesn't pay shit wages.

oddly enough, i ran into her the other day. she shops at a bookstore where i shelve a few days a week. comes in at least once a month. really nice girl...

eh. when i joined in 2007 ib was a cesspool. it stayed that way. but it was my fucking cesspool.

i prefer in. but the wife prefers out, and she usually gets her way. sadly, that's also a euphemism.

wait... then who are you calling? that must be a confusing conversation...

huh? i... don't think so...

who's with me?!!!

you must be mistaken. i don't have a personality. i'm just cynicism and waaay too much caffeine.

dude. that is straight up scary...