nameraka

stay sober go to bed early get up at 5am and go to work. yay, my life!

and after the two minutes is up?

1. most venemous snakes have triangular heads. 2. when removing the pit from an avocado, pinch the blade of the knife just in front of the handle between your thumb and first finger, then curl your fingers around the handle for maximum control. 3. just because it's an ipa doesn't mean it's good beer. if you have any additional questions, feel free to post them as the night develops as i will be sitting here stone cold sober for the third consecutive night with nothing better to do...

that looks nice. what's your date of birth btw? just curious... i totally do not run a passport forgery ring... anymore.

duck. but really scotch.

that would kind of defeat the purpose for me. it's really something i only eat when i'm desperate and have no time. i'm sure yours is, however, infinitely superior even to the deluxe variety.

of course. *facepalm*

what exactly is the difference between the stroganoff hamburger helper and the deluxe stroganoff hamburger helper? what exactly constitutes deluxeness? i need to know...

Why start now?

wait... who is judy???

I never should have quit drinking.

love to. the lawn mower won't start. no. seriously.

define "something." if we're talking random strings-free encounter, all that's relevant is whether or not she's legal and you can live with the taunting of your peers if anyone finds out. if we're talking about deep meaningful blah, blah, blah, then for me the cutoff would be like 30. (i'm older than) but that's really about where people tend to be in the whole self discovery thing at various stages of life, and it's specific to the people involved. there. that's my overly nuanced response to your simple question of how old would a girl have to be for me to bang her.

uhg... i should just go to bed.

make it stop...

yeah sober= bored

boooooooored

seriously fucking bored

so bored i'm just gonna post space cats...

racist.

i mean, it couldn't hurt.