nameraka

this doesn't seem fair. lip gloss for the time stone... i'm gonna have to throw in something else.

but i've already seen it. ...several times.

There's a catch isn't there? There's always a catch...

Yes. but I don’t know that, “factually”.

I have an unused scratch off ticket, a slim Jim I bought last week and forgot about, and... this looks like it might be the time stone. So, what can I get?

You’re reckless, Steve. And it’s going to get someone killed.

Is that you Steve?

That’s a good idea. I’ll write up a petition to see how many people want a poll in the next petition.

get your own petition!

alrighty then. all garys and steves should be banned immediately.

busey? yeah, that dude is fucking creepy...

also steve ban the hell out of that guy.

It worked!!!

it's the principle.

wait... you do that at home?

and all your wildest dreams will come true.

if children are too stupid not to choke on them, they're too stupid to be allowed to breed.

the ocean was pretty cool...

maybe. one has an opening. i applied the other day, but i'm up against like 50 or so applicants with similar credentials and experience. the upside to having four jobs, though, is that if i get fired from one it's not that big of a deal.

what is non-working time?

they're all part time. i'm actually only working like 40-55 hours. depending on the season. it would be nice to not have to drive all over the place though...

but then you just get more jobs to cover the difference. see? logic.

but more jobs is better right?