nameraka

*sighs*

Invest in a beef orchard.

He was great in that one movie from the 80s. Or was it the 90s? Idk, I was pretty drunk for like 20 years.

Fine. We can make an exception for tiddies, but can we please try to frame the discussion within some kind of context that’s relevant to fight club?

rule 1. don't talk about anime during fight club. no, not even martial arts anime. this is fight club not otaku club, you bunch of fucking weebs. rule 2. everyone must have health insurance. seriously, this shit is dangerous and we can't afford to pay to have someone's foot surgically reattached every goddamn week. I'm looking at you, steve. 😐 rule 3. see rule 4. rule 4. there is no rule 4, dumbass. seriously, how long have you been here?

What kind of monster orders dominoes?

Enjoy your run as the new host of the tonight show.

Wrong joker. This one's a huge Prince fan and can't figure out how to stop Michael Keaton in a rubber suit.

I got sober.

Um...

It’s spelled lamas. Lorenzo Lamas.

Hot enough to keep me coming back for three damn years despite having enough baggage to keep the entire airline industry afloat just on the baggage fees.

ffvii. Not the remake. The psp port on my vita.

Consider the lobster...

Wait... isn’t this a jimmy buffett song?

*clears throat in embaressment* yeh... um...pretty sure that’s a “her”.

Like I’m fucking dying in here.

This hot sauce I got one time at a schawarma stand in Jerusalem. It was like eating tear gas.

born in the late 70's. i'll feel old when i'm dying.

The branberries ( your new favorite breakfast cereal)

yes. please do.

Bought persona 2 for the vita the other day. Haven’t gotten around to it because I’ve been living in Skyrim for almost a decade.

This isn’t helpful. For god sake man, tell me about the fish sticks.