nameraka

the full-karen is like a sex thing, right?

'cause he believes in you...

i would do anything for love, but i won't do that.

it's the teeth for me. i just want to watch those perfect teeth mangle and crunch under the force of repeated blows to the face. i want to be his orthodontist's retirement plan.

what if i told you that osteen is actually an avatar for an ancient and powerful sumerian god who wishes to rain fire and destruction upon mankind? can i get an amen?

i was going for "in magic."

So, this is the set-up for a porno, right? Otherwise this is a super disappointing post.

get behind me you...

i mean reAlly beLEIVE!!!

no worries. i've been intravenously recycling my own urine. i feel great.

i hate you. thanks, though.

i hate everyone. 😐

This is how I knew I was old.

from here to eternity basquiat

I didn't think it was intended to be good. I thought that was kinda the point.

both my resting heart rate and my core body temperature are slightly lower than the average human. i may be part vampire. also, i'm distantly related to both queen elizabeths. (though that isn't super uncommon if you're of english descent) ooh! and i'm prone to hypoglycemic seizures; does that count?

pretty sure it's an ignorance of people.

Because...who needs friends? *sobs into hands*

Can’t fight the seether...

Are they going to demolish Stone mountain? I'd kinda like to see that.