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I do when I butcher animals.

I know, but you're like an aspiring actor or something. Coulda said your pussy is so tight baby...i mean...whatever to make him feel weird or get him there... I guess it's probably better that you didn't b/c he might have been like hit you up for a number or something.

Who's your daddy?

You shoulda joined in. Not physically, but verbally by faking you doing the same thing or by saying your cock is so big..etc...

Put a couple of condoms in between the celluphane of a ciggerette pack and the box and see what happens.

Idk but it doesn't affect my life any.

I seen my brother in law do this by driving a piece of rebar in the ground and setting a running chainsaw on top of it in a cane patch next to the creek back in the 80's.

I know what your ephinany was. I had the same one. Pretty cool ain't it.

I am the Walrus. Choo Choo ka choo!!! @viperxmns

Your sister or your mother? Why not both? And don't forget about gran-gran!

Thanks, I am loyal to my master, master midnight.

Hmm...good point. You would've been right if you had called me a doggy. But not a bitch.

Not if you do it on your front butt.

Scootin and a pootin. Spending money I don't have. Care to share?

Hey, quit looking so far into the future and forget about Groundhog's Day!!!! What are your thoughts on G-hog day?

How do you make pretty kids? I'm asking because of the plurality. Got like more than one or are you an make-up artist or something?

I kidnapped her and replaced her with a pillow.

Pair me with whoever's got either the biggest cock or biggest pussy. I have needs.

Well damn I butchered that post...hmmmm....

I bet I've eat more pizza in my life than all the board members combined.

They need hats. Latex hats. Maybe you could cut the neck off a uninflated balloon and put on them or something.

It's like a portable toilet. If you don't want to poop or pee on a public toilet, you carry it in your purse and when you gotta go, find a private place (preferrably) and unfold it and do your business. It has 100 plastic liners in the "bowl" so you can just throw the refuse away in a trash can or dump it in an actual toilet and it folds back up and goes back into your purse.

It's Ragalakiesauron obviously.

Back to putting these cows in the chute and getting them pregnant.