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My lips are sealed.

IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU PUT THE RAINBOW SIGN UP YESTERDAY. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU SUMMON THE RAINBOW IN WINTER!

Why yes, it was stuck up my ass. How the hell else you gonna fart in a ranch dressing bottle?!?!

I don't care for big parties either, or parties in general, nor football..that's why I'm staying home and watching PBS. Will change the channel if it's a good game tho.

Sometimes smaller SB parties are better because there's not as many people to rib you about your team getting smacked around. Since you don't know as many people, it's a opportunity to make new friends.

Just tell them all to stream the parties online so you can virtually attend them all.

Shoulda tried the hot dog wrench instead of the crysalysis.

Lol, nice, @TrigunBebop posted another part of the code.

I think it meant if you want it on your sandwich.

I just realized salad backwards is one letter from dallas. Did you top it with anything or did you do it bare like? Au natural.

Somewhere on your body would be the best place. But seriously...somewhere around the belly area if you think you can take it.

The reason I did the link instead of a embed is because there's a code in it....plus I didn't want you to think I was just wanting you em bed.

This is my true form. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8gyGNTsw_w

Who when I see somebody shared a post on facebook, wonder who they shared a post with and what horse they rode in on?

I wonder if it comes with free mustache removal.

Just peaked.

Baby, I don't have much insight, but I've got perfect hindsight.

Because all the cheese is outta the whey and the bread is lo-cal.

A quick search of the top 10 bakeries in the U.S. showed these 3 on the map: The Shatila, Bimbo, and Veniero Definately would stay away from those 3.

That's a good link, I'll email the publisher to see if there's any papers that are not newspapers that are geared toward just advertising. People who read newspapers rarely read the classifieds, but people who pick up free weekly "circulars" often read the whole thing to see what is in there.

We're not in England. It's plowed. Ploughed is something someone would do to your mom.

Thanks!

Vaseline>chapstick