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MasterBox

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  1. MasterBox
    dark dark thoughts
  2. MasterBox
    Like wrap a balloon around it or something.
  3. MasterBox
    Never mind.
  4. MasterBox
    Wut?
  5. MasterBox
    This would be he perfect time for some beard grooming company to make a meme of it cause real men sport beards.
  6. MasterBox
    Thought I'd search for fudge packers association and this was in the results. https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/gifts-from-uranus/
  7. MasterBox
    Naw dawg, that's catnip.
  8. MasterBox
    Does your wife know about all your children? Bring her to meet them.
  9. MasterBox
    You know what they say....80 is the new 50! Get your grind on! And Happy birthday!
  10. MasterBox
    I was actually hoping you like had 2 phones and was messaging rosy. How do you know he has a 1 inch ding dong?
  11. MasterBox
    Cool story bro. Did you respond?
  12. MasterBox
    Hey don't knock flip phones, I pay $120 for 4 encrypted flip phones that all have 4g and it's the same price as a normal line with my old company with an smartphone payment built in.
  13. MasterBox
    I live on a angus cattle farm close to a city called Morrilton thanks for the offer tho. I'm about 300 miles from you.
  14. MasterBox
    Yeah, I didn't read the whole thread until now. Sounds yummy, send him and me both one.
  15. MasterBox
    Just wrap it in saran wrap really tight and it'll be ok. It's winter so it won't spoil in 2-3 days.
  16. MasterBox
    I will. I got an alarm set so I won't forget.
  17. MasterBox
    I'll be over to snuggle and keep you warm.
  18. MasterBox
    Get Shadow a collar and put the laser on top of her head under the collar and maybe she'll play with herself a lot more than you will play with her. Think she'd get bored with it?
  19. MasterBox
    Kay
  20. MasterBox
    could be a giant clit.
  21. MasterBox
    do it on the floor
  22. MasterBox
    Even the scoar
  23. MasterBox
    POST MORE!!!
  24. MasterBox
    News just said it will peak at 9:33 here, don't know what time it will peak in your area. Just a heads up. https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2019-january-21
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