MasterBox

Giggity.

I'm asking for a friend.

LoL who's fault is that? If you want to lose weight, go on the oatmeal diet. Replace 1 meal with oats. Doesn't matter which one. Can use butter, sugar, peaches, raisins, milk, etc. in it to make it taste alright. My ex lost 17 lbs by doing this alone in 2 months but she was also walking 1 mile a day. It may have been the walking why she lost the weight and not the oats, don't know. My brother cut his cholesterol by 27 points in a month by substituting 2 meals with oats and didn't have to go on statins.

See if he knows any 18-20 year old hotties that needs an alpha male. Never know....

Well so far it's 1 for latex, 1 for camo bikini panties, 1 for wal-mart 6-pack, and 2 for commando.

It's happening somewhere right now.

Me 2. Me 2.

BARRRRRRR!!!!

I'd like to see Miley Cyrus bring back the Morman underwear.

Yeah, that's why I changed it, but you got the quote first. You're quick! Hey LB, I'm just playing, don't hurt me!!!

I'm sure it can still be felt out.

Chickenbutt

*ready for action, forget laying the trap.

You're right! Camo panties are sexy. Means you're ready for combat and have laid the trap.

Here's the more pressing question...Why did jimmy crack corn and why don't I care?

What do it do that make it awesome? Did it write an autobiography that was made into a full feature film? Count to a billion using only prime numbers?

I got a 4x4 so sometimes I like to go off into the mudhole, but it's kinda a bitch since there's not always a washing station nearby and the mud dries on the undercarriage.

Do you go left or right or do you do neither and and go into the mudhole in the median?

I think Trigun already figured out ya'llz underwear type: la tex.

Yes sir, we should all call the Tighty Whitey House and demand a change!

Why doesn't every state have a state underwear? This needs to be addressed.

I don't get Nexflix. Thanks for letting me know. This might persuade me to get it.

I was thinking about donning a Trump mask and suit and then stealing all the shoes out of a Wal-Mart store and give them to a homeless shelter and write it off on my taxes.

Cool. Did you shimmy up the pole and strike up a casual conversation while checking out it's hooter?

lol shit!!!