Top Gun

BillyWitchDoctor.com work...mostly in chicken.

The hell is wrong with you

I want my curling animu goddammit.

It's DBZ, the "plot" is a flimsy excuse to get people to punch each other.

I don't get how people can't. Work is the thing that takes me away from all the shit I actually want to be doing.

I just don't want my taint sweat coming into direct contact with my bedsheets. Eww.

I was kind of annoyed that they kept dumping these high-profile videos during marathon weekends, because there's no way I was going to bother recording several hours just to snag a 4-minute video.

Just nod if you can hear me.

T-shirt and sleep shorts in the summer, old long-sleeve knit shirt and pajama pants when it gets chilly.

There's a Boondocks joke in here somewhere.

I'd just want something that wasn't gonna cramp my balls while sitting for several hours straight.

Living the dream.

I think I put the most hours into 2. It took forever to hit all of those bonus jumps/grinds.

Nope. I don't even know if the stream ever showed the last few episodes. It's a shame too, since that was a good show.

I'd still do unspeakable things for someone to license and release Cross Game.

Yeah I have no idea what they were going for there. I think I wound up watching everything of both series that made it to Jetstream. MAR was a super-generic tournament shounen that wound up being entertaining largely thanks to its surprisingly-good dub. Hearing Spike Spencer as an ultra-cheerful plucky shounen protagonist was an amusing change of pace. Prince of Tennis frequently frustrated me because I actually played the sport, and at the end of the day it was largely fangirl bait, but I swear the coach of the team was a dead ringer for my high school coach, so that was amusing at least.

It's pretty much a staple.

Being hauled in hopefully.

I've seen more than one IT guy complain about the absolute filth they found inside a smoker's PC.

Well that's a hit right in the nostalgia.

It's also pretty thoroughly illegal. If you're gonna pirate stuff, at least use torrents and don't mess with shady streaming sites.

Now that's...something. Luffy just sounds brutal.

No, we definitely hated it because it was terrible. I don't know Tenchi from a hole in a ground, but I didn't need to.

Nuke your bed from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I sincerely hope this is all true, because the resulting appearance on World's Dumbest Criminals will be goddamn hilarious.