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I want to feed him meat until he gains back a solid 150 pounds and stops looking like a tired scarecrow. And then, y'know, the banging.

That was waaaaay back in the beginning around like, 75 episodes in.

Nami's adopted mother was a marine who retired to raise her and her sister full-time. That particular panel is Nami leaving a ship full of sick children that they'd just rescued in the care of a marine woman who promised they'd get proper care. As for Luffy:

I can't believe out of every single character in this show, I immediately picked the one who dies goddamn twice. THIS IS BULLSHIT.

This is way too many cartoons for one night. Hero- Bakugo continues to be the fucking worst. Thanks, medicbots. I love Dad Might. Good job glasses boy. I like nerd girl here. Meanwhile Bakugo has a nervous breakdown over how shitty he is. I'm sure invisible girl is adorable. This boy's power is just Parasyte. Oh cool, ice powers. You're gonna have to pee your feet free. I volunteer to keep All Might warm. Icy Hot has a great quirk. What the hell is this kid's power, duct-tape elbows? I like that the animal quirks are on the same team. Nerd girl is gonna murder bubble boy. And then David Bowie showed up with Acid Girl. DAD MIGHT IS THE BEST. Bakugo is definitely gonna end up as a villain. Poor Small Might. Nurse Pinako lays the smackdown on him. I don't mind that he shrinks down a bunch but I wish he wasn't so emaciated, he just constantly looks like he's about to keel over. Aww Deku I'm so proud of you. Awwww they all love him. I like pink girl. Iida's gonna have a damn aneurysm. Fuck off, Bakugo. Don't tell him about your powers he doesn't deserve to know. I'm gonna throw this little douche down a flight of stairs. Yes yes you suck and you should feel bad. Goddamn I love him. I'm gonna throw this fucker off a building. I enjoy the girls running commentary. Ohhh that's an ominous scene there. If you assholes touch my boyfriend I will kill you myself. FLCL- Oh boy time for another fucked up dream. I couldn't tell you whats going on but it is pretty. Uhh Haruko I don't think you looked like that yesterday. Someone please rescue Canti. How dare you insult Canti like that. Wow that theme park sounds desperate. That's a cute story that is definitely true and not a complete lie. I am very concerned about whatever's about to pop out of her uterus. Wow kid you really suck at guitar. And here's one of our heroes, gallantly trying to beat up a heavily pregnant woman. I sure as shit know nothing here. OHHHH BURN. Hidome broke. Well that's a new one. Well at least most of these kids are happy. What in the hell is going on? Wow what a surprise this was all a shady plot to use them. I like the kiwi. Bird World is a really weird amusement park. Okay well good news is that he's alive, bad news is everything else here. Mom is still adorable and I love her. And now he's a balloon. Bye Ide. Alright, Teenage Sex Land is a weirder amusement park than Bird World. AWWW CANTI DOG. Oh no he ate him. Haruko where the fuck is your fetus? Hey Hidome you okay there? WHELP. PTE- What the hell am I watching? I know this is a fakeout but I hope we get that giant dog in the OP. Oh god they're Dandy and All Might. They had to blur out Totoro. Haa, Pokemon. Oh no they're breaking the fourth wall. This really is anime Tim & Eric. And then we were French, I guess. I think I'm having a stroke. I...have no idea what to feel about this. Jojo- If that stand looked in my mind it would just see a never-ending parade of dicks and titties. YES YES YES YES YES. Man why did they give Star Platinum such a well-defined ass in this arc. Eat shit, gamer guy. I DO I DO I DO I DO. It's not cheating if you don't get caught, your shitty brother taught us that. No shit it's a game to him it's a literal video game. Okay all the YES YES YES is cracking me up. I think your stand is broken, buddy. Hey you leave his hat out of this. I need that as a ringtone.. A video game expert is absolutely not an expert at life, you douche. Oh hey Kakyoin nice of you to join us. HAAAAA, JOSEPH WAS THE CHEATER. Grandpa's great at video games. NO NO NO NO NO. It's both fists, asshole! YES YES OH MY GOD. Oh hey, it's a wall. Meanwhile, this is ominous and sexy. "Cool Ice" my ass, that's goddamn Vanilla Ice. I got a bad feeling about this. Jonathan's body, still doing its best. "Crimson vigor" my ass, just call it a boner. Well hey that's one enemy down. Aw crap he's a vampire now. Avdol just burn the place down now. Oh nooooo that is some ominous dialogue there honey. If worse comes to worst, use Polnareff as a shield. Avdol's giant cock is so cool I love him. Oh, there's a dude in that wall. OH FUCK DON'T READ THAT. Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT. Oh god it left his arms. Aaaand I'm crying. My husband just got vored to death and I'm gonna have to live with that fact for the rest of my life. I can't believe out of every character in this show, I had to pick the one who dies goddamn twice. Hunter- What's next tonight, you gonna kill shirtless Knuckle in front of me too? GUNTOPUS is fun. Yeah piranhas are a bitch like that. Killua that's not how this works, you gotta bluff your way through a high-stakes poker game to get him to talk. Squids are gross looking, fight me on it. And then shoujo-eyes octopus died. NOT TODAY, YOYO MAGIC. This is a weird friendship. Oh fuck please don't kill my son I already lost my husband. Aw crap there's a button on him. STOP TORTURING MY LOVED ONES. That is a goddamn stand. Man, Old Greg is a real douche here. This is such a weird fucking power. Christ this is a REAL rough night for characters I love. Well at least Gon's alright. I don't trust him. Oh my sweet precious child you're going to die. Don't fuck with Gon. Oh thank god he's okay. Joke's on you, my kid was raised by a family of psychotic assassins who honed his reflexes every day. Aw fuck my kid's stil dying.. Son of a bitch, someone please save my son. Thank you, friendly squidtopus. Clover- This garbage is the absolute last thing I fucking want tonight. I guess whores would help me feel better. No one here has any business talking to women. Okay naked Yami does make me feel a little bit better. That's a mistake, Yam is the only fuckable man in this show. Of course she's tagging along to ruin the mood. God I wish I was drunk for this. Crush you enemies, see them driven before you, etc. If you say the phrase "Wizard King" I'm gonna throw you off the roof. At least he's trying. Tell them what your captain looks like naked. Why did they censor the wounds, I want to see him injured. Why did you dress up as a fucking barmaid? Aw crap it's this douchebag. If I'm not having fun at least nobody else is either. Oh no bitches, get better standards. Don't scream at her, dumbass. I don't want to be here either. Fucking christ how is this working. I don't want to watch this. Why does every bitch want this obnoxious twat? Give up on the nun already for fuck's sake. Naruto- Gee these two definitely aren't the ninjas you're looking for. Thanks for telling him the obvious thing that he's too dumb to realize, Sai. Nobody likes Sasuke. No she's definitely a fool and also a bitch. Oh there is no way that's gonna work but please god let me watch her fail to kill Sasuke. I think you're kinda way too late to save the little bastard from the whole path of evil thing. Hey there, decent people. Aw fuck it's this orange douche haven't I suffered enough tonight? MIIIIND TAKER. Why is everyone in this show dumb as a sack of rocks? How DARE you show me someone losing an arm after the night I've had. Finally a decent fucking Hokage. Sasuke continues to be the goddamn worst. I hate this girl so much. What the hell is your arm? This has been a rough day for me but maybe they'll make up for it by killing each other.

Avdol just got vored to death and I have to live with that fact for the rest of my life.

MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS BULLSHIT. I'M A WIDOW AGAIN.

My dude I have literally never looked at another girl and thought something like "She's so sexy I wish she was my hot secretary" in any way that wasn't gay as hell.

I wonder if they knew how much singing was in this show before the cast the music skeleton as Dandy.

Hero- Eat shit, Bakugo. How did an adorable little kid turn into such an unlikable douche? That's some tough training, Boyfriend Might. It's a good thing Bakugo spent so many years beating him up so he'd know all these moves. Use your power in one finger again to hit him right in the balls. Okay this flashback just makes me want to punch a first grader. Tiny Deku is so precious. Iida trying to be a villain is cracking me up. He's straight out of Venture Bros here. Break his shitty douche face! Bakugo is the fucking worst. No, no that is not allowed. Yeeeeah this little dickhead is definitely on the bad guy route. It's okay sweetie you tried your best. That evil laugh is so great. Oh is that all, he's only trying to seriously maim him. FIFTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN. Boyfriend you kinda suck at this "not endangering children" thing. Bubble boy is still staring at those tits. I'm telling you again, aim for his balls. What is the deal with this bird kid? He really should end this but he wants to see what happens. Whelp there goes his arm again. OH FUCK YEAH. Hug that nuke, girl. I'm proud of my kids today. Get that boy some medical attention, again. FLCL- Uhhh I think Hidome broke. Is that the same cat from the old show? I love her mom and the fact that she's just Holly Kujo. I'm uncomfortable with this energy. This song. Extreme dodo over there. Rent-a-loli is making some serious cash here. I hope her boyfriend's okay with her selling off all their random crap. HI CANTI. Oh noooo Canti. She's got some real pepper in those fists. Wait that's her dad I thought that was her boyfriend. Oh Marco you are going to die here. I'm loving these whacko background singers. Okay he's definitely right to not trust Haruko with her. Man I can't even handle the normal pirate ship ride. Oh hey it's the plant. Aw shit his head activated. Someone please save Canti. Oh that's gonna hurt later when they burst out of his skull. Ladies don't fight over a man, just make out instead. At least Hidome's having a fun time. Forget your loser dad, I will marry your cute mom instead. This poor boy s gonna have a heart attack today. And then everything went right to shit. Uh hey watch out for that ledge there. Oh hey, they got out. Ohhhh don't insult the shades, them's fightin' words. You might wanna get out of the car now. Yes this is all very fun but when do you go save Canti? Oh fuck she got a hole through the torso. Well that's disturbing. REJECTED. Jojo- Hey while he's distracted by the video game, why don't you guys just punch his lungs out? Oh goddammit Kakyoin you fucked up. Whelp there goes his soul. That is the ugliest fucking doll I've ever seen. Okay I'm uncomfortable with the way he's tenderly stroking Dollkyoin's face. Gepetto. Okay your arm's free, now punch his dick off until he lets your friend go. OH! THAT'S A BASEBALL! I'm slightly disappointed that this game announcer isn't just Speedwagon. I don't know why I find Star Platinum in a baseball uniform so funny. Wow Jotaro you suck at this. Oh my god he doesn't know how to play video games. Grandpa's gonna have an aneurysm. Imagine getting called a fake gamer by your own grandpa. Jesus christ even I'm better at games than this. Hey now knitting club is fun. I bet this guy reeks of Mt Dew and stale Doritos. Oh hey he figured it out. Fuck off with your bullshit and your weird face stuff. Joseph is so happy. Christ D'arby what the fuck. Thanks for the info? Gee Joseph is it really crazy that someone can read minds after all the other wacky powers you've seen this month? I think it's time for Avdol to burn the place down already. I don't know baseball or video games but could you just try throwing like 40 balls at once? He just looks wrong without the hat. Huh, no ED. Hunter- I am very worried for my kids. KICK HIS ASS, SHIRTLESS KNUCKLE. Student loans are still the most devestating attack of all. Crap he noticed you. Aw shit it's those guys. Fuck you and your endearing cat puns. Oh no Killua be careful. Aw crap you're gonna need that phone. Joke's on you, Gon can jog for days. Stupid cat bastard doesn't understand taxes. Oh hell no you stay away from my kid. Sorry guys I'll never be threatened by someone named Showerpoof. I got a bad feeling about this, kiddo. OH SHIT. Oh good they're ugly I won't feel bad when he slaughters them. That dude on the giant ball is more trouble than I expected. What in the hell. Ewwwww. Fuck you I'll fight you myself. I hate you and your song. Thank god he grew up in a family of terrible assassins that beat the shit out of him every day. KICK SOME ASS, KIDS. Surprisingly decent of you, Karma Chameleon. Don't trust him, just kill him. Ohhhh don't go in there that's definitely a trap. Well that was easy. OH NO IT'S TENTACLES. Oh crap it's piranhas. This has been a weird turn of events. Clover- Is that Dimestore Griffin? Well damn Wizard King I'm glad you're having a good time during the town catastrophe. Don't worry I'm not lucky enough for him to be dead. Bird is still the best character. Now now, you're all at fault and are terrible. They're looking for the Triforce pieces. Yes you absolutely should have remained in the capital where people needed you and not gone running around a dark basement for hours. Well now this is definitely going to happen again. At least this kid still hass the energy to yell. Oww that's your head. Sorry buddy, Asta's way too stupid to know what you're talking about. Blah blah blah whatever I don't care. Yeah that's what we needed in this show, more shouting. Make your own country! With blackjack! And hookers! These idiots don't deserve baked goods. Food girl confirmed for least terrible character in the group. STOP SHOUTING YOU DIPSHIT. Thank you Yuno. Kid I would absolutely try to kill you for less. Oh hi, people I don't care about. I wish I could be drunk and asleep through this show. Hey there Captain Sexy. He'll get respect over my dead body. Food girl is definitely the most tolerable. If he never wakes up then at least he doesn't have to be in this show anymore. No let him train himself to death. Naruto- Just let this old bastard die. I appreciate all the work that must have gone into translating his terrible rapping but god I wish he'd stop. There's a dick joke in there but I'm not gonna waste it on Naruto of all shows. Call in the assist from Octopus Jotaro. You're gonna lose that eye, dude. MIIIIIIND TAKER OOOWEEOOO. Sorry it's not gonna be as easy as stabbing yourself in the face. STOP RAPPING. Well that looks slightly terrifying. That sure looks painful. Whelp, you're fucked. Literally nobody has ever called you that, I guarantee it. This whole beheading plot seems a little extreme. Thanks, hot lady. MINDTAKER. Don't undo that jutsu it's a trap. Oh good she's not an idiot. Wait when did shark dude get underwater? Oh no get that raccoon out of the water. Octotaro has had enough of this shit. You dick leave that raccoon alone. Thank god the raccoon is safe. There is no way he's not sporting a horrifying shark boner here. POCKET SAND INK, SHA SHA. Legs are for the weak I guess. Well that's a new one. Good puppy...sword...thing. THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, YA GET IT. Oh good the angry man's here. Yeah make sure you're covered in water when this dude hits you with lightning. I hope he's dead so we don't have to deal with him anymore. Now beat your brother's idiot ass.

I can't imagine they'd air part 5 before part 4 was even licensed here, or run them concurrently.

Could we please get " I'm the one who owns this site you dumb motherfucker." pinned to the top of every page because it's definitely the highlight of my day.

It looks like it's only 12 episodes. At least if y'all really hate it you've only got a couple months to bitch.

What's the grossest thing you've seen in a kitchen?

I'm pretty sure Pet Shop blew up when his ice missile got caught in this broken beak. Hero- I'm so proud of my tiny buff son. Suck it, douche boy. He stole that scarf from Lisa Lisa. Ha, that one kid is invisible. If you kick him out I'll fight you myself. You marvelous bastard. Hiii boyfriend and boyfriend's terrible suit. Thanks, nurse Pinako. Glasses kid turned out to be a good kid. She's so cute. That first sentence is the mistake, nobody respects their father. HI BOYFRIEND. Thank god he changed out of that suit. Oh sweet, new costumes. So is invisible girl just naked then? Awww mom. Oh kid you are gonna get your ass beat for that outfit. Haaaaa, he's Green Might. Most of these kids are great. Aww good he got teamed with the cute girl. Oompa Loompa kid likes boobs. Aw crap you're gonna die. Please don't let him set our son on fire, All Might. Because he's a bag of dicks, glasses kid. Good luck kids I believe in you. Use all your power to hit him right in the dick. Moving all those fridges really paid off for him. God I hate this kid. FLCL- Electricity hurts, kid. This is the creepiest dream of all. Dang Haruko how you doing. I volunteer to slather her. Oh kids, he doesn't have a girfriend. Nice plant. Okay she's not human. Damn, that girl's got an arm on her. Big, strong and amazing; you're talking about All Might? Well that's sad. This is obviously going too well. HARUKO NO THAT'S CEMENT. Crab. Okay this girl is definitely suspicious. She is absolutely going to kill you. Haaaa, fake. This sure is poetic and shit but where's the girl. It's a good thing she can't drown. Uhhhhhh. Haruko what the fuck. Boner alert. Chainsaw guitar? And then shit got weird. THE PLANT IS A STAND. Whelp, that'll do it. Oh hey it's the car. Still in the cement. You better learn to use that guitar quick, kid. She might be dead. Oh this is a bad idea. Welcome to Trash Island. I think she broke. Jojo- Goddammit Polnareff. Oh goddammit not another one! So then that weird face shit just runs in their family I guess. I agree with the idiot, just punch the shit out of him. Oh crap. Forget ten minutes, just torch the place now. He sent them to Greed Island. Y'all want some booze? Joseph's had enough of this shit. Oh that's creepy. He's fucking those dolls, guys. I'm uncomfortable with this. Please just beat his ass already. Aw crap. This giant goddamn nerd steals souls through video games? You're both goddamn nerds. Don't trust him just punch him in the dick. That is one creepy fucking puppet. "I'm not a cheater like my brother," says the man who is clearly a cheater just like his brother. He picked that car because it's green. I can't believe Kakyoin invented the Let's Play genre. God why is Dio so evil and sexy. It's not your fault he's just too seductive. Joseph learned his fight commentary from Speedwagon. Kakyoin fucked up. This is the most intense game of Mario Kart I've ever seen. Hunter- Please don't hurt my kid. Hoot hoot motherfucker. Eat shit, Batgirl. Aw crap my boy's in trouble. I love this kid. Fuck you owl. I'm starting to get worried here. ORA ORA ORA ORA. Thank you wall. I love watching Gon wreck some bastards. Now kill Karma Chameleon. Meanwhile Killua is doing great. I hate this cat but I love the cat puns. My god you're a pretentious bastard. You think they know how to use a phone? Maybe all the ants will kill each other. Ohhh that light looks like a bad time you should avoid that. Hiiii Knuckle. Oh shit that's a lot of ants. This sounds like it could be going better. Politics will kill us all, that's the lesson I'm getting here. Oh fuck that's not a good thing. Man there are gonna be so many dead people in this place. Oh hey new ED. Well hello there, unnecessary shirtless Knuckle! Clover- Mysterious dude is right, it is pathetic that he's losing to Asta. Thank god that bird is okay. No he hasn't gone mad he was always this stupid. Oh hey, a tolerable person joins the fight. Oh no a tree, I'm shaking in my boots here. Aw crap, someone helped him. "We put our massive egos aside for two minutes." The leasbian team is the best team. Heal Asta last. Okay that slime salamander is definitely from One Piece. Oh thank god they took him hostage. God you silver douchebags are fucking awful. I'll enjoy watching them kill him. I'm pretty sure this creepy science girl is ripped off of the fun glasses girl from Attack on Titan. Oh hey, the Wizard King actually shows up to do his fucking job. I mean Asta probably wouldn't have been captured and that dude wouldn't have lost an arm and a bunch of civillians probably wouldn't have died if the king had actually been in town instead of waiting in a dank building to surprise them. Consider the fact that you're garbage in comparison. They stole that Ponyglyph from One Piece. Oh who's this douchebag now? Naruto- Oh god why the fuck are you singing. Please don't make me watch this. All I ask is that you spare the giant red panda thing. I'm still voting for the angry angry man. Oh hell yeah now we're in business. Hahahaha what the fuck. So Sakura is outright lying to his face here. "You're my silver medal, Naruto." This is the most awkward fucking moment in all these bystanders' lives. Ohhhh bitch got REJECTED. You're unlikable and no one will ever love you. It's not all about you Sakura, Naruto's in love with him too. Yeah good luck with that, thish boy has never kept anything quiet in his entire life. Oh goddammit you stupid bitch. I'm with this girl, just kill Naruto yourselves. How dare you hurt that giant adorable raccoon. Bring out the Jotaro octopus. I don't think swords are supposed to growl like that. His rapping is still god awful.

Genuine question, is it actually plagiarism when he's drawing over panels from the same thing he's being paid to work on? Like I could see the issue if he was tracing a picture of Toriko and then changing the hair and calling it Goku, that'd be one thing. But if he's got a panel of Vegeta looking pissed off, and it turns out that it came from a previously-drawn panel that was also Vegeta looking pissed off, that doesn't sound nearly as serious.

I can't imagine they'd run a marathon on the 30th if they already knew the next week was getting hijacked. Plus I'd assume that if they had any plans of doing a July 4th marathon, it would have been on the 7th anyway since that seems to be the weekend most of my local places are doing their extra stuff. Man, blocking Zeni was the best decision of my life. Now I only see his comments when people are already throwing insults at him.

Hero- I fucking hate that kid. I bet the last kid to do it was Saitama. Please hug my kid. I'm so proud of my son. All Might could completely wreck my body as well. God that shirt is just painted on isn't it. Please hug your mom. That's a big door. Maybe we'll luck out and they'll kill each other. You're not so bad, glasses kid. Aw yay the cute girl is here. THIS KID IS THE WORST. I wish I could go to work like that. Oh honey that suit is still terrible. You're never getting that ball back. Okay so these kids are a bird, some alien girl, and I'm pretty sure Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy is there. This girl is adorable and I love her. She's a frog. Navel laser sounds lame. Bakugo is still the worst. Your power is like an Easy Bake Oven, kiddo. Please leave my son alone he's trying. Do it for your cute mom! DO IT FOR DAD MIGHT. Wait what why did he stop him? What the fuck, teach? Hiiii boyfriend. Fuck you, teacher. Haa, French kid. Throw that ball right into his dick. I'M SO PROUD OF HIM HE ONLY BROKE ONE FINGER. FLCL- Uhhhh what the fuck? Her mom continues to be adorable. She's right, adults suck. Uhhhhhhhh what the fuck? I wish we'd set our school on fire. Haruko is my favorite teacher. Giant Spider Park seems like a terrible place. Oh hey, creepy eyepatch pervert. What in the fuck. I have no idea what's going on. Fat Caesar knows what's up. Kid he's just gonna shoot you and take your gun. Gangsters don't really work with the whole poetic metaphors thing. Way to kill the mood, mom. Aww this is cute. I'm glad Haruko's having fun. Tongue-twisters! STUDENT LASSO, GO. Man that boy is having a rough week. That is a really cool car. Okay do you mean you're like, metaphorically one or that you're literally one person split in half? I don't think that was supposed to happen. Okay now she's a robot and I'm pretty sure that boy is dead. No touchy. That's a very good question Haruko, what did just happen? That was so much effort for some homework.I have no idea where this journey is going but at least I'm enjoying this ride. Jojo- I goddamn love that they gave Iggy a Brooklyn accent. I hate this fucking bird please don't kill my dog. Owwww his paw. Y'all probably shouldn't have waited for sunset to fight the evil super vampire. Avdol knows what's up but waaaay too late, honey. Oh thank god he's alive. On the bright side, that automail's gonna look super cool on him. What I'm getting here is that birds are terrible. Iggy use your head what the hell else would be attacking you here!? Eat shit, bird douche. OH FUCK THIS BIRD. Shit you're gonna need that air tube. Oh how the fuck did that bird get down there! Kick his ass, Iggy! Ouuuuch. And then they blew up. Why does this show keep trying to kill my loved ones? Oh no not a flashback, he's doomed. Hiii flashback Avdol you're lookin nice. Man, his design really changed over the season didn't it. He didn't even get to torture Polnareff one last time. Oh thank god for this kid. Don't worry I'm pretty sure Iggy won't be running anywhere for awhile. Oh goddammit is it Hol Horse again. Iggy is a good dog please pet him and give him all the gum you have. You're right, Iggy's the kind of dog that causes accidents instead. Oh hey Kakyoin nice shades. Ohhh that dog is pissed now. Follow that dog. Fuck you and your douche bird, Dio. Kakyoin is also here to save Jotaro's hot mom. Avdol is the only one who's here just out of the goodness of his heart. Well that's not ominous at all. Guys just burn the entire building down. Who's this douchebag? Why does he have that weird shit on his face like the other guy did. Hunter- It's about goddamn time they got serious about these bastards. Aw crap they made it to North Korea. Good job kids, one step down. This place sucks. Sorry, Gon broke. Thank god Killua knows what he's doing. Oh fuck, everyone's dead. That's a disturbingly good idea for the murder monsters. Please help him, math is hard. Kite just makes me sad. It's always great when the plan is "FUCK SHIT UP." Alright cool, we're going with the chaos plan. Oh no don't split up. Ohhh no they're being followed. You're right, Killua will fucking kill you. You're gonna die, Karma Chameleon. I do like the fancy music. Who's this douchebag? You should kill him after you get what you want from him. Hiiii Knuckle. Just take off your shirt and punch him until you feel better. Meanwhile, please don't hurt my adorable son. KICK HIS ASS, CHILD. Aw fuck it's Cobra Kai. Gon gives no fucks. Uh kid make sure you behead him so he doesn't kill anyone else. Okay Batgirl's got a cool design but she has to die. Clover- At least somebody here is having a good day. Save the cake at all costs. Ha, you're old. Oh, she's discount Biscuit. Congratulations, we have a new winner for Least Terrible Character here. Luffy would be proud of her priorities. That looks so comfy. Sheep magic turns out to be the best magic in the show. Meanwhile, Wizard King continues to fuck off and ignore the problem. Eww, those are dead bodies dude. Aw fuck I forgot we're not allowed to have decent characters. Somebody might wanna go find that plant girl to put his arm back on. You could just pull a Mustang and cauterize his bleeding wound. Get your shit together, kid. I don't think I'm lucky enough for them to kill each other here. Oh come on how did that not slice his entire damn head off. It's just sad when Asta is the strongest one here. Oh what the fuck now. Stabbing yourself always works I guess. Someone please just hit him in the throat. Naruto- Oh boo hoo, you have to take out the douche who's constantly backstabbing your village and causing trouble. Does this look like a man who can remain calm and listen to a bastard? At least Sasuke has fucked off for the moment. Oh my god don't sit down we don't wanna hear another explanation from you. Nope I am checking the fuck out of this story time. Alright math isn't my strong point but I'm pretty sure that all adds up to 45 tails an not 10. Got it, y'all gotta blow up the moon. I'm with this kid, this shit is bananas. Gonna suggest that "blow up the moon" plan again. Whelp it sounds like this war arc is gonna be stupid long and annoying to watch. What's with the absolute silence, did they forget to turn on the background music? Kakashi is the only person that everyone likes. It's nice that they're all united in telling that guy to suck a dick. I agree, keep Naruto as far the fuck away from the action as possible. Oh right, fish dude exists. Boy no fucking way is that guy human. Oh hi there buff shirtless dude how you doin.

So did I. It was a disorganized clusterfuck. Remember when Mayuri wasted three fucking months fighting a disembodied arm? Cookiebones? Ichigo being absent from his own series for like a solid year there?

Hero- You can do it kid I believe in you. This girl is adorable. Shut up glasses douche. Dude look at your hair you have no right to call anyone else a loser. God I wish I could swallow that DNA. Clench that ass, my son. Find a robot and punch it, quick! Oh she has gravity powers, that's fun. I don't like that mysterious button they just pushed. That's a fucking gundam. Save the cute girl! Clench those cheeks and make All Might proud. Aw crap his legs don't work. And then he died. Oh hey thanks girl. Please get that boy to a hospital. Leave him alone he's trying. You're a good dude, glasses douche. Oh sweet, Pinako brought gummy bears. Give granny a kiss, sonny. Okay I love grandma. I think he broke. His mom is so cute. I also want All Might to call me. Honey that suit is terrible take it off now. Awwww this is so sweet. All Might is the best sorting hat. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO PROUD OF OUR SON. FLCL- However this goes, it's still guaranteed to be better than half the block. I like her headphones. Is that Sandwhale? I sure hope that's Canti. False alarm it's just a dream. I like knife mom. Nice car. That scooter sure looks familiar. This kid totally isn't lying. Bitches love art. This one boy looks like a fat kid version of Caesar Zeppeli. Is the teacher Haruko or does she just have her voice. What in the fuck. Best class. Avocado parfait sounds awful. Pay for that disdain, dudes. Hmmmm. And then she died. Sorry your kid's still alive, lady. I agree, she was real cool. YOUYUBE. Hi there. Oh hey it's that boy. You're a good dude, pervert kid. HI HARUKO. Save that car at all costs. Don't give her a ride home or anything. WHELP. Awwww yeeeeah this song. Haruko or not she's the best teacher. Four wheels are for chumps. FUCK YEAH HARUKO. Jojo- If Holly dies we riot. Polnareff's tits get their own jiggle. Of course the French one smells bad. Never steal a hobo's corner. Avdol is best dad. Dang, hobo's stylish as fuck. Oh boy an Iggy episode! Fuck off, dogs. I don't trust that bird. WHELP. I do like his little hat and fancy scarf though. Oh this is not gonna end well for that guy. ICE TO MEET YOU. Did they give Iggy a Brooklyn accent? Kick this bird's ass, Iggy. Dumbass Iggy is cute. Can confirm, birds are dicks. Oh no kid run away. Oh my god you stupid kid. That bird is fucked up. IGGY SAVES THE DAY. This is the best and weirdest fight. Watch out for that ice. Shut up Polnareff. Iggy is the world's saltiest dog and you will respect him. Poor puppy let me pet you. CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER. New plan, find Avdol and make it a bird fight. I hate this fucking bird. OH NO. False alarm, kick his ass. Your stand is ugly and you should feel bad. Please don't kill my dog. Aw fuck you're gonna have to bite your own leg off. Hunter- That one guy's gonna need help walking later. For once I agree with this show getting rid of the boobs. That spider guy creeps me right the fuck out. I do like that her vacuum has googly eyes. I really did not need a closeup of that guy's anus, show. Clothes are for the weak. STOP SHOWING ME HIS BUTTHOLE, GODDAMMIT. Make sure you behead him just to make sure he's dead. It's okay kiddo this is your first mission you'll be faster next time. Kick her ass, goth boy. Ouuuch her tail. And then she was the hulk. Whelp, you're boned. Well hey at least vacuum girl's not the only one who lost her shirt. You're too nice for this gang, kiddo. Oh honey you're not gonna get Killua back, he's my adorable lightning son now. Nice outfit. Aw shit y'all better run. Shit's on fire, yo. Oh hey somebody lived. Well if you wanna die you came to the right people. Uh you guys are a little late to attack the real queen. Aww that's nice he gave vacuum girl his dress. Meanwhile, my kids are doing their best. Every week I continue to live in fear that Hisoka will pop back up. Clover- Man why couldn't one of the fire bros be the main character instead. "You have a tiny dick." Just let him die. Oh what the hell. Yes we all like the lesbians. His spidey sense is tingling. And then they became a Philosopher's Stone. Does nobody notice this clearly evil bitch floating right above them? Look on the bright side, if you die you don't have to be in this show anymore. She's got a point, Yuno is the prettiest one here. I'm guessing they're after the Wizard King, who's conveniently fucked off out of town. Aw crap don't take one of the few decent characters. Aw crap she turned him into Helen Keller. Welcome to drugs, boy. And now you have an elf buddy to help you. Naruto- Oh hey it's that one dude. I agree with the octopus, your rapping is shit. Meanwhile, fuck that orange bastard and fuck Sasuke. At least kill the annoying fangirl if nothing else. I like that everyone is united here in their hatred of Sasuke's bullshit. Naruto would have just whined until Sasuke got fed up and ran away. Oh good he's an adult again and not a creepy small child. Protect that hot lady at all costs. Believe me lady you're wasting nothing and sauce boy is gay as fuck. Kill this girl, hot lady. Oh you poor kid you are gonna get destroyed. I'm also in constant pain watching you fuck around, sauce boy. Your standards are depressingly low, maam. Oh godammit what the fuck is this. I agree, they're all idiots. Stop helping Sasuke I hate you. Kick his ass, grandpa. I know I'm not lucky enough for him to actually be dead. I thought I told you to fuck off, orange dick!

So nobody's gonna mention that this boy looks like a fat kid version of Caesar Zeppeli?

Iggy's BROOKLYN RAGE accent is cracking me up, and I like that they made Polnareff's tits jiggle.

I wouldn't' trust this forum's opinions on what to put on a sandwich. Using us as any kind of serious feedback on programming would be suicidal.

I can kinda see the logic behind it if I really think about it. If it's a three day weekend, people are probably going out Saturday, doing whatever plans they have that night and through Sunday, and then on Monday getting ready to go back to the normal week. So I guess they figure Saturday is gonna be empty, but by Monday evening most people's plans are over and they're more willing to sit inside and watch TV by then? No clue how accurate that actually is, but I'd guess that's the way they justify it.

No. God no.