tsar4

That second line belongs embedded in a song.

They related to underwear gnomes?

Programming within the bell circuitry probably has a subprogram to notify that the batteries are not outputting enough juice - much like that annoying "beep" of a smoke detector when it has a low battery.

"Duck Geraldo, duck!"

About a month ago my Dad passed away. My Mom told me that yesterday while a friend was over, the doorbell began ringing continously. The friend said that it was probably just the batteries getting low and pulled them out. A few moments later, another doorbell that hadn't worked in years started ringing continuously. So, skeptics & believers of the boards, what you got - Coincidence, or something paranormal?

The thing isn't making more money than others, it's making decent money AND loving your job. Rumor is that they're changing our job titles. Going from "Sr. Analyst" to "Data Scientist", I guess. But nothing beats "Zone Head" from my first (hourly) employer!

Patrick Kane still making Cup worthy moves - https://arizonasports.com/story/1114805/nhl-star-patrick-kane-gives-up-first-class-seat-to-serviceman/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivZ3q5NFXpY

Not much time to be here anymore since my Father died. Not only do I have a lot to take care of on the personal side, but work has been tough. A team member died of cancer in Dec. and was not replaced. My boss's Uncle died and her Mom just had a stroke. Another team member's Uncle died and she just put her Mom in hospice. Another team member is on vacation and retires at the end of the month, reducing the team to 4 until Sept when yet another retires. So there's been a lot of covering for each other, including weekend systems babysitting. Neither retiree will probably be replaced and we have enough work for 10. Seems like when I do try to pop on here, the site is down. When I'm able to get on and look around, it's SSDD.

Posted before, but deserves repeating. http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2006/06/11

In the '60s...

Looks like Misaka wins!

I had a dream about something 20 something year olds today will never know How to "count back change" is another.

And this guy?

Sorry, I was pondering how much this guy might have hated his parents...

First thing I thought of...

Would the woodchuck then upchuck wood?

Not your fault - I just know how the board works with the minions piling on after the initial joke...and (hopefully understandably) I'm not much in the mood.

Neither does my Dad dying 3 wks ago.

Nope, tsar was just a little schnook when this came out, hanging out the occasional weekend at Latin School of Chicago with my Grandfather. Back when "Old Town" had hippies.

I have no impulse control either...