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I'm Ferd Berfel. (Good friend and trusted neighbor)

Ditka's Italian Beef with mozzarella & fries. Bread could have had more juice.

Or using an empty tennis ball can to temporarily patch an exhaust pipe. Or pouring a quart of oil down a straightpipe glass pack to fuse the glass & give it that low rumble.

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD NOT BE A QUIZ!

Not so fast. Yeah, it sounds good initially - but what if the kid disappears and the authorities want to see who they've been exchanging messages with? You have to make any law narrow in scope one way, but wide enough to not hinder the well being of the minor.

WHAT THE ZUCK?

http://wgntv.com/2018/04/09/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-for-cocaine-found-in-purse/

Shows what you know.

"But there were planes to catch, and Bill's Toupee..."

Orthodox Easter Sunday

Thought you were going to say she comes here every other day to troll zeni.

Go big or go home. Had a sweet German Shepard that survived being picked up by a tornado and a HUGE Black Lab that nobody messed with.

DId 9 months in U.P. myself. Love the area, but no work up there.

Very cool of the Jets & Hawks - and if I understand correctly, all teams playing today are without their player names on the sweaters, having "Broncos" instead. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-hockey-bus-crash-20180406-story.html

And what she was thinking was, "Yes (a dirt nap)."

Yooper or Mittener?

I got nothin'. You're welcome to half of it.

Had a Mother Duck (no, this isn't going to be a joke) and her babies get into the main part of the store through the garden center. Something spooked the Mother and she flew through the store and ran into the front window. Right at that moment, we had a busload of Mentally Challenged kids coming in the front door. One yelled, "DUCKIES!!!" seeing the babies and the next thing you know, there's baby ducks being chased by these kids all over the store. Their Mother was laying dazed near the front window she ran into. The funny thing was, I didn't know about the ducks prior to the kids spotting them. I had heard a crash when she hit the window and a gasp of a woman near where the crash was (sounded like a shopping cart had tipped over and jumped to the conclusion that a kid was injured) so I had called a "Blue to Womens Apparel". Took weeks before I stopped hearing jokes about my reaction.