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A police officer was staking out a well-known bar to bust some potential DWI-ers. As it neared closing time, an extremely intoxicated man stumbled out of the bar and spent 30 minutes looking for his car. When all the other drivers had left, the drunk finally located his vehicle. He spent another 20 minutes fumbling for his keys and trying to unlock his car. Finally, he got in and eventually managed to start his car. As soon as he pulled away, the police officer went after him and pulled him over, giving him the breathalizer test. It came up negative. “How could this be?” the officer sputtered. “I saw you! You were falling all over the place!” The driver grinned and said, “Tonight I’m the Designated Decoy.”

He'd just logon with a different ID and another persona. He had a few on asmb.

Or being a Sociologist doesn't pay as well or they hated it so much that their current occupations were preferable.

One scenario that I wonder about has him as a Sociologist, playing troll to watch reactions within the group dynamic. The funny thing is, I was watching "Dirty Jobs" and Rowe was cleaning dead rats & rat feces out of crawlspaces and attics with 2 brothers. He later finds out they both graduated with Sociology Degrees.

More like sent to the nearest FBI District office.

Or...and just putting this out there...we could get a whole bunch of "Lite Brites" and...

Actually, the truth is much cooler...it comes from bugs.

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You should start seeing Zeni.

Only went to my 10th for my 1st HS ("collect all three!"), and only because there was someone I really wanted to see there (she invited me - then didn't show - long story). Don't think I'll be doing that again.

The only time I watched "Lifetime" it was "Lifetime Medical Television".

NP, Schlomo.

Real Men Don't. Play. Games.

There's Glyphosate showing up in pretty much everything...along with microplastics. We aren't doing ourselves any favors.

You're tried for murder when it's humid & you don't get sleep?

Just throw your back out once...you'll see how difficult getting socks on can be.

When I was a kid, I thought it was cool. There were these transparent, green, yardstick long tubes with a pointy injector thing at the end that you''d stick in the ground near the weed and it would dose it with weed killer. Didn't find out until much later the weed killer being used was pretty dangerous poison, currently banned.

...and her name is "Inverted Jenny". Then again, I could go see "Penny Black".

Well, it is Seattle...maybe they need to cut back on the caffeine.

There are times that I wish the old National Lampoon Magazines were online in there entirety. There was a "Photofunny" (essentially a meme before there were memes) with an old (presumably Albanian) man, saying, "All we have in Albania is our women and our sheep...and we'll kill you if you look at our sheep!"

Is that where he gets offed by Darth Clemenza?

'Cause the Numistmatic isn't doing anything for me.

https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/inside-the-mind/human-brain/teenage-brain1.htm