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I think this does.(the future Mrs. zeni) - https://wgntv.com/2019/01/05/woman-sent-159k-texts-after-single-date-threatened-to-make-sushi-of-mans-kidneys/

His wife was not pleased.

Dunno about that. One application I filled out had one of those "psych evaluations". The instructions stated to fill out the corresponding answers down the columns on the answer sheet. The questions were lettered, but the answer sheet was numbered and ran in rows, not columns. When I pointed it out, the HR person said I was the first person to say anything. Maybe that's why I got the job.

Why, that's "angsty teen" talk!

"...And the Man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he made on your dreams..."

I provide data to people who need it to do their jobs. I also automate the processes to retrieve said data and investigate & repair the processes when they fail (usually because of something upstream from me).

https://wgntv.com/2019/01/04/a-would-be-kidnapper-chased-a-woman-into-a-karate-studio-that-was-a-bad-move/

My GGGrandfather was in the Illinois Volunteer Regiment (I think 91st or something like that). One thing you may find is if you ever come across a picture of the person in their uniform & it looks like someone painted stuff on their uniform, that did happen. Pictures then were too expensive to get repeated pix every time someone got promoted, so they'd have someone paint the chevrons/bars/buttons etc. on the old photo. Such is what happened to my GGGrandfather, after getting a battlefield promotion to Captain. If you can find out what regiment your relative was with, you can look up the movements of that regiment. Following mine, the movements of the regiment seem pretty haphazard. They finally ended up in Macon, GA, guarding prisoners until they were mustered out & sent home.

It was "Peggy". Your Microsoft License has expired, you owe money to the IRS and the Sheriff is coming to arrest you, they have arrested your grandson and need $50K to bail him out, a rich relative has left you money and they need $$$ to process it and send it to you, your Microsoft Windows has viruses that can only be corrected by calling a number and giving them your SSN.

Age 76. Probably yukking it up with Bobby "The Brain" Heenan again.

NYD

https://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1103/how-do-ear-candles-work/

You're also an hour closer to the holiday being over.

Still got an hour here, so no.

Bolton = Notlob

What did the Kurds think about being kicked to the curb?

DTS?

A Tarot Deck might be more apropos.

The king of hearts is sometimes called the "suicide king" because he appears to be sticking his sword into his head. This is a result of centuries of bad copying by English card makers where the king's axe head has disappeared. No further information as to why the King's head looked like an axe.

Darn, and I found him help...