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Google is your friend - as I said, this is nerdy.

Didn't want to telegraph the joke by putting the business name at the beginning, plus I would have had to put "Sonic" twice...too redundant.

Done properly, you should neither owe nor get money back from the Gov't. If you owe, you haven't had enough deducted from your paycheck to cover taxes and/or you haven't donated enough to charity and/or you haven't contributed enough to an IRA/401K. If you get a lot of money back, you're deducting too much in taxes. In other words, you've given the Fed. Gov't an interest free loan over the year.

If you go to a drive-up fast food chain and ask for orange juice and vodka, will you get a Sonic Screwdriver? (I'll go quietly)

Wasn't that a Stones song? "When the grid goes down".

Sexual harassment in the workplace.

I didn't - the fireworks at the end of the block woke me up. Considering their brevity, the cops must have been lying in wait somewhere.

Corn Muffin & Coffee.

It gets worse. Ever watch the news where the studio anchor "throws it to" a reporter doing a remote report? Notice there's a delay before the remote reporter starts? (Of course this is only if the remote report wasn't pre-produced) There's the 5 second delay, then there's the transmission delay before the director at the studio sends the signal to the remote camera person to signal the reporter to start (unless the remote reporter has an earpiece - removing a step).

Afraid the Canadians I know mean the same thing this meme infers about Trump.

12/31/2019 - Kane assist, Kane assist, Kane goal 1st period vs Calgary. Pts 799, 800, 801 for the Decade/Career. "You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him!"

Geraldo Rivera?

That thing under your pepsi cap.

I'm sorry?

It's been awhile, so I don't recall which was last. Either INTP or INFP. I don't recall the third one I got, so that was probably the first test.

Mi taco Hace frío. I will not buy this record, it is scratched. = Tu mamá come arena para gatos.

I have - multiple times...with multiple results, so it is bs.

Watch some old "Dave Allen at Large" videos.

COBOL still runs the world in traditional banking, lots of large scale government systems, insurance and health care.

Ever heard, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"? My former employer is in the midst of having everything converted to SQL/GCP. In going through an old legacy program, it was found that a good part was written in Foxpro. Nobody remains from those days - last I knew, they were talking about building a similar program from scratch because nobody could figure the thing out.