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Average new investor - Buy stock during the end of a stretch of good gains, market corrects slightly, investor sells stock at a loss in a panic. Swears off investing in stock market.

Try this - https://www.czs.org/Brookfield-ZOO/Tickets At least Lincoln Park Zoo is free...https://www.lpzoo.org/

What are the Monkey & the Weasel going to use now?

SUNDAY!!!!

Depends on which day you celebrate as the Sabbath.

Umm, he was all of The Archies.

*approches with anti-inflammitory meds* - You're gonna need these for those arthritic fingers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Dante

No, "Sugar Daddy" means you've got money, which in your case...well, you know...

Why thank you, but shouldn't you wait until it was past the first page? <snicker>

Ow... https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2018/07/26/young-girl-reels-in-piranha-relative-with-human-like-teeth/

Train them...

Ohhh, that one. I was thinking Sanders or Goetz.

I'm not sure. I've forgotten what they called the interstitial messages (white letters on a black background). I glanced up, didn't see the whole message before it went off, but it did refer to Bucket (with a capitalized B). Came on around 11:25 - 11:30 pm Central.

...a shoutout on [as] to Bucket??? What a world...

Don't think Mr. Haney would give it up...well, maybe for $100K

Ozzy wearing a kippah

"I brought you into this world and I'm gonna be the one that takes you out!" attitude.

Hope you do better than I ended up. I had Spanish in 6th, 9th & 10th grades. By the time I went for a BA, I couldn't recall much so I took Russian. Now when I try to remember what to say in Russian, the Spanish rears its head and I end up with a Russo-Spanglish concoction.

Remember though that 100K really means around 70K take home. Then there's the rest of the COL.