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Looks like somebody dragged the cheese & sausage pebbles off an Aurelio's pizza and on to some fries.

Half expected a zeni-esque "I grabbed them by the collar and slammed them against the wall..." sort of thread.

Your specific Kmart =/= the rest of the Kmarts

What's Green, Polish & Flies? Peter Panski

I see a chiropractor once a month. Keeps me upright & mostly pain-free. This rib thing though... I did find out (surprisingly) that aspercream with lidocaine has actually done a pretty good job dulling the pain enough to get some sleep. Magnesium Salicylate (Doan's Pills, Backaid) made my head feel like it would explode & my ears were ringing like I'd sat in front of the amps for "The Who - Live at Leeds".

Smile deviously

zeni had a different alias early on. Censi or something like that. He used it in the original NHL threads on ASMB before switching to zeni.

Irregardless of you not liking someone saying "literally", people are going to say it.

Sacroiliitus since I was little. Leads to all sorts of back issues.

Nah, I've been here before. A few times at that.

Anything that will stop the pain (popped a rib out of place last Saturday, still fighting it).

Looking a bit like actress Kathleen Wilhoite.

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/2019/09/23/florida-woman-bit-camels-testicles-when-sat-her/2425338001/

"The Peter Principle"