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And for you, it's "One evening with the cheap laughs".

Aye, and there's the rub. It isn't easy to find. Real comics take risks, they don't just sing with the choir. I'm not saying that they should sing the praises of the POTUS, but a good comic should make you think and laugh with a little bit of an uncomfortable feeling. Carlin could. Maher used to. Quinn & his "Tough Crowd" group did (and nearly came to blows doing it).

I would have body slammed the @(%*# ref. Major lawsuit to come, the ref should never be allowed near kids again, especially since he used a racial slur in his past & went through "sensitivity training". https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/12/21/referee-high-school-wrestler-cut-your-dreadlocks-or-forfeit/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.7124eac08adf

I forgot someone who has gone back to stand-up, despite being seriously ill, "The Amazing Johnathan". BTW - most the Left-leaning comics I like(d) are either dead (i.e. Carlin), doing podcasts/talk shows (i.e. Maron) or gone off the deep end (i.e. Maher). I'm not a fan of anyone that uses their stardom to get "preachy" in a "I know better than anyone how everyone should live" way.

Your mistake is considering Trump to be a Conservative (5B for a wall is not a Conservative value)...and no, I don't consider him to be a Liberal either.

While you watch and laugh at only the stuff you agree with. Got it.

On the contrary, Colin Quinn, PJ O'Rourke & Dennis Miller are very funny & still going strong. I'm just not into the cheap laugh standup stuff. I miss "Tough Crowd" & the group he had there (like Patrice - may he RIP).

Floyd's ok, but stay away from this guy...

HB Discolemonade!

has lost its tip... The latest thing people are getting bent out of shape over, broken Hershey's Kisses... https://abc7chicago.com/food/cookie-bakers-bitter-about-broken-hersheys-kisses/4938151/

I'm sure that's the only way you could...badly, with lots of slobber.

They're just trying to warm up....

zeni's alias? Sure do.

It's supposed to look like some sort of expensive electronics gear. The fake package said "HomePod". He really didn't need to use 4 cell phones.

Jim Nabors.

So do I, but not that "Boy Howdy", too Creem Magazine.

https://www.tablespoon.com/posts/how-to-make-ice-cream-in-a-bag

The follow up to smoking banana peels?

Personally, I wouldn't have used the "fart spray", I"d have the thing aerosolize a full bottle of "Doe-in-Heat" or something similarly obnoxious that won't come out of the car/house readily.

Later known in a different show as "Caf-Pow".

Three words you probably associate with Unicorns, but this is for Porch Pirates...

You misspelled "least".