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tsar4

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Everything posted by tsar4

  1. You need an old silk hat...
  2. Ooooo - paradoxical!
  3. Define "typical white dude".
  4. What if she won't fit? Wait...what?
  5. They're in their 30's because they're mentally unstable & single?
  6. That was me. They talked me into a fluoride treatment after a polishing. I figured I haven't had one since grade school, so why not. When she got done, she tells me not to eat anything until I remove the treatment by brushing it off...FOUR HOURS LATER. I hadn't eaten anything since 5 pm the night before, and now had to wait until 2pm. But I got a cheeseburger & fries for my efforts.
  7. The Doctor that first spotted the virus has died of the virus. http://wgntv.com/2020/02/06/the-chinese-doctor-who-sounded-the-alarm-on-the-wuhan-coronavirus-is-in-critical-condition/ Now they've changed the story. Changed again - he has died.
  8. It's like Yoohoo. 😄
  9. See? He's clutching Kayo.
  10. "L'état, c'est moi"
  11. "You are number 6!"
  12. You are Tony Curtis!
  13. The problem, of course, is that if you meet the goal, it will become the new standard.
  14. See? I was right!
  15. NO! You want Potsticker!
  16. Touche
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