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Crap. Never considered an apocalyptic Lemur uprising...

"And the sign said, 'anybody caught trespassing' would be shot on sight..."

I'm a decent shot with a bow or rifle (never tried a handgun). I might still be good with a slingshot, but it's been a long, long time. Same goes with building a fire from scratch & I remember enough basic chem to distill water. Haven't fished in a long time either, probably '70s. I know how to mushroom hunt. And if all else fails...

...with that woman who sounds like the "Stepford patient". Yeah, it kinda creeps me out. Initially, I thought it sounded like it was Scientology related, with the "Base Reading" bit, but the rest of it shows no Doctor talking to her, just some other woman in a sweater. In case it isn't broadcast in your area -

Yeah, I was baptized RC, but I find the more I read about Orthodox Christianity, the more it makes sense.

I question this. Mostly because I think there is a Bible passage where it's mentioned that Jesus will sit at the right hand of God. Why/How would God sit at his own right hand? As to the name of God, I think there might be a carryover from the mystic side of Judaism, where knowing God's actual name gives one the power to summon Him. I cannot think of any human being that I'd want to have such power.

Who would want a billiard table on a sandwich?

Safe House? WPP House?

Did no one find this somewhat familiar sounding? Anyone? Bueller?

Are you saying that sponges are not "shoplifting-worthy"? real life, if it ain't nailed down, someone will want to steal it.

Did Tim & Ted compare hair note?

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!