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Just read some his other, related, prophecies...uh oh.

Try Home Depot or Ace Hardware. I've heard they have Mortars.

It keeps getting cloudy here at night. You have to locate the Big Dipper (Ursa Major) and follow it down to the horizon. Unless you're in an area with no light pollution, you'll probably need binoculars or a telescope. https://www.cnet.com/how-to/how-to-catch-neowise-the-brightest-comet-in-years-visible-now/

Pic swiped from a FB post by Burton Cummings (The Guess Who) - I feel bad for the LPs at the bottom of the stacks.

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2020/07/10

No power from ~7:15 pm Thurs to ~5:45 pm Fri. Tree limbs down everywhere, there was even a news copter circling over my area. ComEd app stated they'd have the power back up by 6 pm Fri, then changed it to 11:45 pm. It was at that point that we went for a 3 hr ride for the a/c and to charge my Mom's portable O2 concentrator. If we'd waited 45 min, the power would have been on.

Yeah, he was in that too.

Had one where there was entirely too much Worcestershire sauce, and no Guinness.

Woman behind counter: "It's hotter in here, I feel like a wet rag!" Customer #2: "That explains the smell..." Director: "CUT! Customer #2, I warned you about ad-libbing..."

You got into the Tide pods again, didn't you?

Wouldn't it make more sense to run for President. I'm pretty sure they have an office already.

Here's some bottom tier stuff

No candy brand that's older than me should be strawberries and vanilla.

Add Cream of Mushroom soup.

You sure you got the right candy? Good & Plenty (licorice flavored) is pink & white. Good & Fruity is multi-colored.