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Has its moments.

Remember those people that hoarded TP during the Covid shutdown? Someone saw an opportunity...

Comrade, about those unstoppable hypersonic missiles...

Lemme know if you need a "Holy Hand Grenade"...I know a guy.

*uncaps a Hoegaarden & sets it and a glass before Discole* Prosit!

*Serves the coffee and sets out a tray of Danishes and Bagels with schmeres*

*Passes over the wines* Please tell me your Rabbit friends name is "Harvey".

"LET MY PEOPLE GO...BROTHER!"

Apparently, I missed a localized meteorological event. There's been a ton of pictures on FB from different towns like this.

*Draws the Heine* Heh, "Heine".

*Slides over the cure for what ails you*

Where did all the cobwebs come from? NP: Hmmm....

https://bfro.net/GDB/default.asp

You might need smartwater if you can't do math

Another unconfirmed story is that the Ukrainians have started dropping bottles of vodka over Russian positions, then scooping up the drunks without a shot. There was an accompanying video from a drone, showing a soldier getting up and staggering around. Hilarious if true.

Russia finds easy targets

Not sure if it is true, but there are a couple of places reporting that Lukashenko has been taken to a hospital after a meeting with Putin. Hope there are no windows there.