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QB VII?

NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opxft_u0GNw

*serves up wings & fried string cheese* Sorry, no deep dish here, just Chicago Tavern style.

*Slides a Screaming Orgasm to mthor* Milk? Perish the thought!

Another careless smoking accident in Russia

"You been here four owa, you go nao!"

*sets the previous drink below the bar for himself & delivers the TC* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8

*serves up a White Ukrainian & gestures to the Ukrainian Sparrow emblem on the mirror behind him* Don't use that word here, please.

*serves up the beer* Don't know how you can support AB. Especially when they try to sue an older company in the now Czech Republic (then Bohemia) over their use of the name "Budweis", which has been around since the 13th century.

*slides a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead to Lemming*

*how do the squirrels keep getting in here?* "Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?"

...is the loneliest number that you'll ever dooooooooo...

Smh at the Blackhawks sub - everyone pushing for the tank, then complaining when the players screw up.

If only the owner of the truck stop had been able to get inside and crank the turret to point the cannon at his competition across the street.

I've only ever seen these two together in black & white (I've seen a color picture of Stan with Dick Van Dyke).

https://www.kktv.com/2023/04/10/ive-got-your-daughter-mom-warns-terrifying-ai-voice-cloning-scam-that-faked-kidnapping/

Quarters, 7up, Bullshit, Buzz, Thumper...those are the only ones I remember offhand.

chai means tea, so chai tea is actually tea tea. kari ochi karaoke

*suddenly comes to, grabs the Jameson, slides half a rocks glass full to Gemini* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHa_0cdM8Mo