Azalar Hex

You are now thinking about sideboob. Some of you are thinking about the "Sideboob Hour". A few of you will consider posting Peter Griffin's sideboob. You are no longer thinking about sideboob. You are still thinking about sideboob.

Frequently I encounter litter boxes in the bathrooms of other cat owners. As I shit every ten minutes it is often I find myself in these rooms isolated with a strange cat awkwardly squatting in the sand, staring straight and and avoiding contact while it tenses up every few seconds. By how quickly they tend to leap from the box and run without covering their mess I assume cats find it embarassing for us to watch them, thus we should feel shame when they watch us.

Go back to doing them naked.

If you really wanna feel shame, we also have a discord now.

The bag of coins is just below you on a small ledge. Suddenly a bird flies by and bombs the bag with a shit, causing the bag of coins to tip slightly towards falling. Do you dive to catch the bag or continue your erotic date with Wilford Brimley?

You might wanna go to a doctor. That nipple is really looking hairy and discolored.

If I can have a god made out of things I like it would be a pair of boobs made out of pizza. But that just makes me think of Pizza the Hut and I don't want to think about Pizza the Hut.

What's really fun is when you say OK to their recommendation and a completely different voice asks what the recommendation was due to the fact you were replying to a recording.

The only explanation is that you were abducted by aliens in the shower and they removed five pounds worth of previously installed anal probes. Probably installed a more efficient, lighter model.

On the discord I often speak of my adventures ordering pizza from the incompetent dominos in town that frequently delivers late and gives me a free pizza as compensation. As a result my body is composed of 78% pizza.

Smudge your face.

Better? It's OK to be in awe of my photoshop skill.

So Zeni's real name is Bob? Huh.

No worries. You didn't miss much. Hope you're feeling better.

Much thanks. This was a good end to my day. I love you all.

It's my party and I'll have pudding finger if I want to.

I'd gladly accept a dating sim style social bar. See what causes affection to go up and what causes it to go down. Peopleing is too hard otherwise.

Image related.

"sick" in the context of replacing the word "cool". Fight me.

Despite my gargantuan body size, I have a very small penis.

A group of humans is called a covid.

Despite living in the south for the majority of my life, I've never had sex with a relative.

I like how it keeps implying that there are only four shitty police who should lose their job and that's it.

Bullshit name I pulled out of my ass so I could bitch about people spoiling anime in the episode discussion threads on the old ASMB.