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Azalar Hex

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  1. Is this what they call a "public bathroom"? Can I make doodoos here?
  2. Downvote.
  3. There is no content in this thread. Move along.
  4. And penis nose. That was a love story between a little wooden boy and a Gepettophile.
  5. Pretty sure that movie with the racist crows didn't have any royalty.
  6. Toy Story wasn't a princess.
  7. The one time I had jury duty I did such a horrid job that the judge dismissed me in the middle of court saying they always pick one juror at random to dismiss. They never invited me back.
  8. The muscles and nipples are because the suit is skintight what do you mean rubber nipples.
  9. Dickbutt on forehead.
  10. Actually I'm taking Kirk out of this post. That's a uniform.
  11. It's not a crime if they die and nobody can trace it back to you. It's not a crime if they don't see who did it.
  12. Masturbate.
  13. I mean, if she died she also stopped aging so yeah this logic is sound.
  14. As somebody who has been watching (the dub) so far I can say the show is ... more of the same really. Although I'm sure it's still in the newborn status so nothing big is gonna happen yet, there's definitely not a "new" feeling to it. For now it fills time while I wait for death. Burrito had a somewhat new feeling to it and changed a few core things up. I hear good things, should probably pick up the sub again ...
  15. Cats are required by cat law to watch you shit. And they know it's a shameful act. Watch a cat while it shits. It will not make eye contact with you at all.
  16. Hime means princess.
  17. I got my one-handed father a clapper once. I figured he'd get creative and slap his stomach or something but he just took offense.
  18. I'd actually be annoyed less by somebody who isn't a hardcore mainstream christian asking their deity to bless me with happiness. At least then it doesn't come with the implication that they are doing it on my behalf because I'm too stupid to do it myself.
  19. Genshin.
  20. I've had situations like those before. Had a guy show up and hand me a folded up sheet of paper with prayers he had written on it for himself for me to use and said it would help me find god. Makes me wish I knew absolutely anything about other religious rituals so I could accost them with things they do not practice with the attitude that they are too confused and stupid to realize my beliefs are more important than theirs and they should be forced to change theirs to match mine. Not that I'd ever have the balls to do something like that. I don't just say I hate talking to people because it's edgy.
  21. The following is a spoiler about penis.
  22. Very tall is fine unless you wanna fit inside something mechanical. And if you are tall and also fat while not bringing some serious game you might as well not have a dick. Women don't want whales.
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