Azalar Hex

Time to go to taco bell.

We gotta have a talk 'bout your woman, bruv.

Throw her in the washing machine.

Die without regrets. with as little regrets as possible.

Careful with that stuff. First a slice is good, and then you gotta eat a few to be satisfied, then it moves up to half, a whole pizza, more and more and then you move to the freaky shit to get off. Before long you might even start wanting pineapples on it. And then you get arrested.

The moon is a hoax. If it actually existed don't you think we'd have at least some cheese falling down here? You can't have a giant ball of cheese that far above us without a few pieces falling off.

I think the real question is if all the klan members are dressed as bananas.

Where is this?

Donkey Pincher Shputt Fretch Yongo Zeni Potch Glocker Vucknee

Well, that was fun. Almost as fun as what happened a few minutes later. So glad I keep that nasty ass chair next to the window. I'll add that I just got the landlord to repair this thing a few months ago when the window got cracked because the frame was falling apart due to age ( And I had to pay for it. ) Thinking it just might be time to start thinking about a little relocation. Plus this place doesn't allow cats. Though I can guess I could see why that might be a problem in this situation.

I've lived with my father for the last twenty years. I'm not sure I remember what anything else smells like.

But I don't want a mouthful of dry potato shards.

Because chips are brittle and get crumby shit everywhere.

My breath smells like old man farts. Any of you single ladies wanna make out?

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Oh I can't take it any more right now. I just don't have the money to pay a dentist to fix it.