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Mine has discovered she likes it better when we serve her directly from the faucet So we end up with bowls of water in the sink

More details coming out

gotta do the thing where you're pooping in a public restroom (heaven forbid) and then start giggling at your own poop or fart noises

First ice cream truck of the season just spawned

I forgot about it now this thread reminded me again this is happening

If you had constipation and diarrhea at the same time would they cancel each other out to normal pooping

this one is hitting hard, will expect to see something on the block about this

oh fuck dammit was somehow hoping this was fake, March 1st damn there should kinda be a thread in Toonami for this too though

if they ask where you went tell them you heard the telephone ringing it was a very important landline call from your employer

Stop, Hammer time! "Go with the flow", it is said If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead So, wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves Run your fingers through your hair

say "go long!" throw the football behind some bushes and run away

lol wow

I've consumed really old ketchup packets where the ketchup looks like really dark looking

Mmm, danish

Bash their butts, kick their shins

Such a damian thing to do smh

When you have cookies but you're in the mood for different cookies

That's why bifocals have two focals, one to see both sides of the butt