resurrected

Where are you going?

You can always run through the streets in your underwear screaming, "Why God? Why?"

My grandmother always said about the town we live in, "If the world were to ever get an enema, they'd stick it in here."

No, but he needs to take a trip down to the south.

Nice recipe for some wine. Thanks.

I have no idea. One reason I posted this. I was bored and fucking around with my profile last night and came across the About Me section. I didn't add anything to it, and was thinking, I've never seen anyone else's that I know of. It seems like it'd be a section everyone could read, because what's the point of filling out an About Me section when you're the only one that can see it? I'm guessing since everyone's profile looks about the same, no one has ever filled one out. But I'm not sure.

I know most everyone here too. And I wouldn't write one. But it'd be interesting to read how some of the people fantasize their characters to be.

Tell me how to do this. Please.

the air vents in the backrooms of the house have to be clogged with something, because it is always hot back here. I need to get the hvac guy to come out and blow them out, but they want a lot to do it. I could bring in the air compressor but I'm afraid I'd fuck something up.

would be a better name for the ''About Me'' section in the edit profile section. Maybe more people would add something in that space, since we are all anonymous here. Unless of course that is set in stone as a part of the program this site was made with. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen anyone's About Me.

I do too. I wasn't sure if you did or not. Most people I know buy it, but we live in the country and have a deep well, so, all the clean water we want.

We have a species of swallows that has been on our front porch for a couple of years now. They had a nest full of babies earlier this year, and they are still here too. They circle the front yard, in and out of the front porch, all day. And now, we have a new set of babies in the nest. These birds stay together for life. At least the parents do. They only mate with their partner. It's really cool.

I love it.

Whole chicken, because it's healthy enough, and not full of antibiotics. Red leaf lettuce. Never romaine. Just too risky. Fresh vegetables. Bagels and cream cheese. English muffins, bacon and cheese makes a great sandwich. Replace the tilapia with a better quality fish. Salmon or tuna or flounder. Risotto and mushrooms. Splurge on a cheat sweet item. Water.

Congratulations on the anniversary, and possible divorce. HA. Got anymore stories? Haven't read one in quite a while.

Don't have Twitter. I got shit to say and their character limits aren't for me.

Mr. Beast. Some entitled little YouTuber shit.

That is awesome. I wish ours would do this. But they are all too wild. We have been going around in the late evening and putting peanut butter bread out for them. They are letting us get closer, but not close enough to touch. But they are right to be scared. I live in rural Georgia, and people eat them around here. I have never, and couldn't ever bring myself to eat one.

Oh it landed. Y'all are just too bashful. It's all good. I've been called a lot of things, but creepy has never been one of them. Which my wife can vouch for, who frequents these boards.

Polo and the Mustard Stain.

I'm gonna mail these little assholes to you.

I have never listened to an audio book. Always preferred to read the book myself. However, I should get an audio book, read by some old British fart. Maybe I could go to sleep then.

Yep.

Oh well. Y'all looked like y'all were connecting, and are from the same town. I call it like I see it. Not going to waste anymore time explaining it. Act like a couple of fragile humans who can't take a joke. Don't care.

They were too far gone. Couldn't even taste them. The milk just made them super chewy. And once the box was open, they all became one big block. I know what you mean, but I think this batch I got was sneaked by quality control and sent out. I just got done with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. I cannot stand adult cereals. I might be a grown ass man, but damn if I don't still wonder why cereals rarely come with a toy inside anymore. That was THE thing back when I was a kid. Going to the grocery store and getting whatever shit had the best toy inside. Didn't matter if the cereal was nasty. If it had a good prize, that's what I wanted. Those Disney characters. What! Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers, and some other Disney sets.